Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(
yeah in most ways. Good luck out there
what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"
my sister said i would make a great prisoner of war because of the regularity my "meals" are unbuttered bread with water



THANK YOUUUUUU
moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"
I have wildly different feelings about underwater caves vs caves on land. Underwater caves are the domain of the Water (capitalized in the same way one would capitalize God) and humans should not be in there. If you dare to enter such a place the Water will strike you down for your hubris. Going down there will subject you to a force far more powerful than you can imagine and you may never come back out. But a cave on land? Brother they didn’t call my ancestors cavemen for nothing. If I crawl into a hole and die that’s on me.
sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world
when will my thesis defend me