I actually legitimately had so much fun with this sketch series

He makes me feel things

You know those lifetime movies where a girl in her twenties goes into the hospital for a stomach ache and they tell her she's 40 weeks pregnant and about to go into labour?

That's how I felt at 25 except for some reason I was in a literal CIRCUS when it happened.

Omg Mr Wayne why didn’t you tell anyone you were pregnant.

Leaving Gotham in the dark about their favorite 50 year old man. tch. How rude.

I am 42.

So you ARE pregnant? Is it a boy or a girl what are you naming them???

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

Tumblr heritage post

i'm making a collection

Ancient greek core

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

Happy birthday, ...

*looks at smudged handwriting*

...god!!

BIRTH

snoopy image of the day

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

Don't!!! I!!! !!! Raised!!! You!!! Better!!! Than!!! This!!!

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

SLENDERHEADS OBLITERATE THEM

I liked on accident and unliked. I am aroace myself lol

AXESUALS BELOOOONG

I need help finding the name of a soulmate fanfiction trope

I don’t know if it is an old trope but like the soulmayes would basically get a little copy of the person they are soulmates with like a smaller version of themselves it come with a little house and everything sometimes and you find your soulmates by looking for someone that looks like the little person you got.

Pockets they are called pockets

Favorite Child

Summary:Tim is Bruce’s favorite child. He really, really is. 

Disclaimer: I own nothing. 

Note: Prompt fill for yufei. 

Seguir leyendo

This is hilarious.

peter sleeps weird. sometimes for a full night, sometimes not for three days. When tony found out, he thought that Peter might provide some sort of breakthrough on the sleep habits of spiders and was very excited to hear every detail and share with bruce.

Turns out, nope, peter’s just got PTSD and insomnia, same as Tony.

Ok, but imagine this: a combination of both.

His necessary sleep requirement changes drastically after being bitten by a spider. That is something they find out with the misunderstanding but Peter is also not following that sleep requirement, so they find out about the ✨trauma✨

Possible Ghost parents for Danny Phantom. Some with no in show backing Part C

6) ALL OF THEM!

Child ghosts are raised communally and multiple ghost have to go into making a single child!

They are all his parents to some extent. Danny uses shapeshifting to look like them sometimes!

Frostbite is his Doctor and his Dad who helps with his ice powers

Pandora is his mom and since he's an embodiment of hope she takes care of him while also training him as a warrior.

Clockwork and Pariah are an old married couple and Pariah as High King named Danny his Heir after he defeats him. Clockworks interference has put Danny all throughout history while the entirety of the supernaturally inclined people know of High Prince Phantom, child of Pariah Dark. Heir of the throne of the dead.

Nocturne is an extra Dad/Mother (I head cannon, gender as a bit off an oopsie is that how I'm perceived?) who takes care of Danny's secondary space obsession and tells him stories of the night while putting him to sleep in the evening.

They all raise him together to some extent but they have individual moments with him.

The JL finds out when Danny is captured by the GIW and suddenly the JLD senses several god level threats on planet that all seem to be headed to one area. They get there just in time to see multiple government facilities go up in flames and a crowd of very much not human being burst from them that seem to be waiting for something (or someone)

Danny is carried out of the flames by Pandora but all of them are standing together. As their son is cradled, damaged but still together in Pandoras 4 arms, they face the Justice League.

The JLD is freaking out before them stand some sort of yeti ice creature that might be fae, the King of the realms of the dead, the embodiment of night and dreams, and 2 gods, and the boy cradled in the arms of the Goddess Pandora, keeper of hope, shares similarities to all of them.

The flames of the buildings seem to freeze behind them as the majority of the Justice League starts to kneel overwhelmed by power before pushing up to continue.

"Hello Justice League," the menacing King Pariah greeted, "Come to see how you've failed?"

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