pleaahahahasssss

i wanna write a fic about capitano being househusband material so bad but I DONT HAVE THE ENERGYYYY

like imagine him coming home and immediately engulfing his darling wife in kisses and hugs while whispering sweet nothings into her ears

him with a damaged wife who's been done wrong by so many other men and shows her just how different he is through the litte things he does i.e buying her flowers, writing her letters 💥💥💥

damaged wife who's a creative and through his love for her, capitano has rekindled his wife's desire to write letters/poems to him and make him things from her bare hands whether it be painting or crocheting or whatever

capitano playing with his wife's hair when hes bored and being such a pouty childish man when he's with herrrr GUYS DO U SEE THE VISION IM GOING CRAYZEE

Like if hes just not busy one day but his wife is, hes just moping waiting for her to get home likeee 'pls come home bae im dying' type stuff

imagine wifey's proud smile when a dude tries to hit on her and she flashes her very ostentatious wedding ring n shes like 'sorry heh im married to the manliest man ever' and the manliest man ever in question is waiting at home like a kicked puppy

frick man i love that guy

my knight in shining armer

LITERALLY!!!

ermmm capitano corpse bride au? yes? no? anyone?

your old husband from khaenriah comes back as a corpse? hello? he gave you a ring before he died? and you still wear it? five hundred years later?

IS ANYONE OUT THERE?

Taylor Swift and Colors (sorted by color)

I also made a version of this list sorted by album.

Black

  • Tim McGraw: When you think happiness, I hope you think that little black dress
  • I Heart ?: I came out alive but I’m black and blue
  • The Other Side Of The Door: After everything and that little black dress
  • Timeless: Black and white, saw a ‘30s bride
  • The Lucky One: Now it’s big black cars and Riviera views
  • Out Of The Woods: The rest of the world was black and white but we were in screaming color
  • Clean: And the sky turned black like a perfect storm
  • Delicate: Phone lights up my nightstand in the black
  • So It Goes…: Come here, dressed in black now
  • Getaway Car: The ties were black, the lies were white
  • Daylight: I once believed love would be black and white, but it’s golden
  • cardigan: Sequined smile, black lipstick, sensual politics
  • Glitch: But it’s been 2190 days since our love blackout, our love is blacking out
  • loml: You cinephile in black and white, all those plot twists and dynamite
  • The Black Dog: And so I watch as you walk into some bar called The Black Dog
  • The Black Dog: How you don’t miss me in The Black Dog
  • The Black Dog: And I hope it’s shitty in The Black Dog
  • thanK you aIMee: And maybe you’ve reframed it and in your mind, you never beat my spirit black and blue
  • The Black Dog (Clean Version): And I hope you miss me in The Black Dog

Blue

  • Tim McGraw: He said the way my blue eyes shined put those Georgia stars to shame that night
  • Tim McGraw: Think of my head on your chest and my old faded blue jeans
  • A Place In This World: Got the radio on, my old blue jeans
  • I Heart ?: I came out alive but I’m black and blue
  • Crazier: Every sky was your own kind of blue
  • Dear John: You paint me a blue sky and go back and turn it to rain
  • Ronan: I remember your blue eyes looking into mine
  • State Of Grace: Just twin fire signs, four blue eyes
  • Red: Losing him was blue like I’d never known
  • Everything Has Changed: And all my walls stood tall, painted blue
  • Starlight: You’ll spend your whole life singing the blues if you keep thinking that way
  • Run: I could see this view a hundred times, pale blue sky reflected in your eyes
  • All Too Well (10 Minute Version): And did the twin flame bruise paint you blue?
  • This Love: Clear blue water, high tide came and brought you in
  • “Slut!”: Aquamarine moonlit swimming pool
  • Is It Over Now?: Blue dress on a boat, your new girl is my clone
  • Is It Over Now?: If she’s got blue eyes, I will surmise that you’ll probably date her
  • Delicate: Oh damn, never seen that color blue
  • Gorgeous: Ocean blue eyes looking in mine
  • Dancing With Our Hands Tied: My, my love had been frozen deep blue, but you painted me golden
  • Cruel Summer: And it’s blue, the feeling I got
  • Lover: My heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue
  • I Think He Knows: Lyrical smile, indigo eyes, hand on my thigh
  • Miss Americana And The Heartbreak Prince: We’re so sad, we paint the town blue
  • Paper Rings: I’m with you even if it makes me blue, which takes me back to the color that we painted your brother’s wall
  • London Boy: And you know I love Springsteen, faded blue jeans, Tennessee whiskey
  • Afterglow: I blew things out of proportion, now you’re blue
  • invisible string: Teal was the color of your shirt when you were sixteen at the yogurt shop
  • invisible string: Time, wondrous time gave me the blues and then purple-pink skies
  • peace: If your cascade ocean wave blues come
  • hoax: Don’t want no other shade of blue but you
  • coney island: Did I paint your bluest skies the darkest gray a universe away?
  • Carolina: Indelible scars, pivotal marks, blue as the life she fled
  • Bejeweled: Sapphire tears on my face, sadness became my whole sky
  • The Great War: Looked up at me with honor and truth, broken and blue
  • Hits Different: Catastrophic blues, moving on was always easy for me to do
  • So Long, London: You sacrificed us to the gods of your bluest days
  • Fresh Out The Slammer: Gray and blue and fights and tunnels
  • Guilty as Sin?: Drowning in the Blue Nile, he sent me “Downtown Lights”
  • thanK you aIMee: And maybe you’ve reframed it and in your mind, you never beat my spirit black and blue

Brown

  • Superman: Something in his deep brown eyes has me saying he’s not all bad like his reputation
  • thanK you aIMee: When I picture my hometown, there’s a bronze spray-tanned statue of you
  • The Prophecy: I’m just a paperweight in shades of greige

Gold

  • Tied Together With A Smile: But you don’t tell anyone that you might not be the golden one
  • Christmas Must Be Something More: Would the song still survive without five golden rings?
  • The Best Day: Look now, the sky is gold
  • Castles Crumbling: Once, I had an empire in a golden age
  • State Of Grace: This is the golden age of something good and right and real
  • End Game: It’s like your eyes are liquor, it’s like your body is gold
  • So It Goes…: Gold cage, hostage to my feelings
  • Dancing With Our Hands Tied: My, my love had been frozen deep blue, but you painted me golden
  • Dress: Made your mark on me, a golden tattoo
  • Daylight: I once believed love would be black and white, but it’s golden
  • Daylight: I once believed love would be burning red, but it’s golden
  • Daylight: Like daylight, it’s golden, like daylight
  • invisible string: One single thread of gold tied me to you
  • invisible string: Gold was the color of the leaves when I showed you around Centennial Park
  • gold rush: I don’t like a gold rush, gold rush
  • gold rush: Everybody wants you, but I don’t like a gold rush
  • coney island: Were you waiting at our old spot in the tree line by the gold clock?
  • long story short: Missing me at the golden gates they once held the keys to
  • The Tortured Poets Department: I scratch your head, you fall asleep like a tattooed golden retriever
  • I Look in People’s Windows: I look in people’s windows, transfixed by rose golden glows
  • The Alcott: And there you are sitting as usual with your golden notebook
  • The Alcott: I had to do something to break into your golden thinking
  • The Joker And The Queen (Remix): And I know you think that what makes a king is gold, a palace, and diamond rings

Gray

  • Cold As You: You put up walls and paint them all a shade of gray
  • Today Was A Fairytale: I wore a dress, you wore a dark gray T-shirt
  • Bye Bye Baby: Lost in the gray and I try to grab at the fray
  • Timeless: I’m gonna love you when our hair is turning gray
  • Ronan: Out of this curtained room in this hospital gray, we’ll just disappear
  • Red: Missing him was dark gray all alone
  • So It Goes…: I make all your gray days clear
  • Getaway Car: In shades of gray and candlelight
  • London Boy: Show me a gray sky, a rainy cab ride
  • gold rush: It fades into the gray of my day-old tea ‘cause it will never be
  • coney island: Did I paint your bluest skies the darkest gray a universe away?
  • evermore: Gray November, I’ve been down since July
  • Question…?: Got swept away in the gray, I just may like to have a conversation
  • You’re Losing Me: My face was gray but you wouldn’t admit that we were sick
  • But Daddy I Love Him: If all you want is gray for me, then it’s just white noise, then it’s just my choice
  • But Daddy I Love Him: If all you want is gray for me, then it’s just white noise, then it’s just my choice
  • Fresh Out The Slammer: Gray and blue and fights and tunnels
  • imgonnagetyouback: Bygones will be bygone eras fading into gray
  • The Prophecy: I’m just a paperweight in shades of greige

Greens

  • Sparks Fly: Get me with those green eyes, baby, as the lights go down
  • Holy Ground: Took off faster than a green light go
  • Everything Has Changed: And all I’ve seen since eighteen hours ago is green eyes and freckles and your smile
  • I Know Places: In the dead of night, your eyes so green
  • Wonderland: Didn’t you flash your green eyes at me?
  • the last great american dynasty: She stole his dog and dyed it key lime green
  • invisible string: Green was the color of the grass where I used to read at Centennial Park
  • invisible string: Teal was the color of your shirt when you were sixteen at the yogurt shop
  • champagne problems: How evergreen, our group of friends don’t think we’ll say that word again
  • happiness: All you want from me now is the green light of forgiveness
  • Snow On The Beach: I searched “aurora borealis green

Oranges

  • “Slut!”: Half asleep, taking your time in the tangerine neon light
  • Soon You’ll Get Better: Holy orange bottles, each night I pray to you
  • marjorie: You loved the amber skies so much

Pinks

  • Wildest Dreams: Red lips and rosy cheeks
  • “Slut!”: Flamingo pink, Sunrise Boulevard
  • It’s Nice To Have A Friend: Light pink skies up on the roof
  • invisible string: Time, wondrous time gave me the blues and then purple-pink skies
  • gold rush: I don’t like slow motion, double vision in rose blush
  • So High School: Cheeks pink in the twinkling lights
  • I Look in People’s Windows: I look in people’s windows, transfixed by rose golden glows

Purples

  • Afterglow: This ultraviolet morning light below tells me this love is worth the fight, oh
  • invisible string: Time, wondrous time gave me the blues and then purple-pink skies
  • Lavender Haze: I feel the lavender haze creeping up on me
  • Lavender Haze: I just wanna stay in that lavender haze
  • Lavender Haze: That lavender haze, I just wanna stay
  • The Great War: My knuckles were bruised like violets
  • imgonnagetyouback: Lilac short skirt, the one that fits me like skin

Reds

  • Picture To Burn: You’re a redneck heartbreak who’s really bad at lying
  • Fifteen: You sit in class next to a redhead named Abigail
  • Love Story: ‘Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
  • Red: But loving him was red
  • Red: Comes back to me, burning red
  • All Too Well: You almost ran the red 'cause you were looking over at me
  • All Too Well: Photo album on the counter, your cheeks were turning red
  • The Moment I Knew: Standing there in my party dress in red lipstick with no one to impress
  • Nothing New: And my cheeks are growing tired of turning red and faking smiles
  • Blank Space: Cherry lips, crystal skies
  • Style: And I got that red lip classic thing that you like
  • Wildest Dreams: Red lips and rosy cheeks
  • Clean: You’re still all over me like a wine-stained dress I can’t wear anymore
  • New Romantics: We show off our different scarlet letters
  • Now That We Don’t Talk: You part the crowd like the Red Sea
  • Is It Over Now?: When you lost control, red blood, white snow
  • End Game: So here’s the truth from my red lips
  • I Did Something Bad: Crimson red paint on my lips
  • Look What You Made Me Do: I’ve got a list of names and yours is in red underlined
  • Daylight: I once believed love would be burning red, but it’s golden
  • the lakes: A red rose grew up out of ice frozen ground with no one around to tweet it
  • gold rush: I don’t like anticipating my face in a red flush
  • Maroon: The burgundy on my t-shirt when you splashed your wine into me
  • Maroon: And how the blood rushed into my cheeks, so scarlet, it was
  • Maroon: The rust that grew between telephones
  • Maroon: The lips I used to call home, so scarlet, it was maroon
  • Maroon: I feel you no matter what, the rubies that I gave up
  • Maroon: It was maroon, it was maroon
  • You’re On Your Own, Kid: I looked around in a blood-soaked gown
  • The Great War: All that bloodshed, crimson clover, uh huh
  • The Great War: And we will never go back to that bloodshed, crimson clover, uh huh
  • Glitch: I’m not every sorry, nights are so starry, blood moonlit
  • Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus: Will that make your memory fade from this scarlet maroon like it never happened?

Silver

  • I Bet You Think About Me: You grew up in a silver spoon gated community

Whites

  • Love Story: I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
  • White Horse: Now it’s too late for you and your white horse to come around
  • White Horse: Now it’s too late for you and your white horse to catch me now
  • The Best Day: Don’t know if Snow White’s house is near or far away
  • The Other Side Of the Door: And the conversation with the little white lies
  • Speak Now: I am not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion
  • Timeless: Black and white, saw a ‘30s bride
  • Style: You got that long hair, slicked back, white T-shirt
  • Out Of The Woods: The rest of the world was black and white but we were in screaming color
  • Is It Over Now?: When you lost control, red blood, white snow
  • Getaway Car: The ties were black, the lies were white
  • Dress: Flashback when you met me, your buzz cut and my hair bleached
  • Daylight: I once believed love would be black and white, but it’s golden
  • right where you left me: Glass shattered on the white cloth, everybody moved on
  • Vigilante Shit: Someone told his white collar crimes to the FBI
  • Karma (feat. Ice Spice): Got you waving pretty white flags, feenin’ for that cash
  • So Long, London: My white-knuckle dying grip holding tight to your quiet resentment
  • But Daddy I Love Him: If all you want is gray for me, then it’s just white noise, then it’s just my choice
  • But Daddy I Love Him: If all you want is gray for me, then it’s just white noise, then it’s just my choice
  • loml: You cinephile in black and white, all those plot twists and dynamite
  • The Alchemy: These chemicals hit me like white wine

Other colors

  • Speak Now: And her snotty little family all dressed in pastel
  • All Too Well: After plaid shirt days and nights where you made me your own
  • “Slut!”: Half asleep, taking your time in the tangerine neon light
  • Soon You’ll Get Better: I’ll paint the kitchen neon, I’ll brighten up the sky
  • ivy: Your opal eyes are all I wish to see
  • Bejeweled: But some guy said my aura’s moonstone just ‘cause he was high
  • Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve: Stained glass windows in my mind

“Color”

  • Red: Like the colors in autumn, so bright just before they lose it all
  • Out Of The Woods: The rest of the world was black and white but we were in screaming color
  • Sweeter Than Fiction: Seen you lost in a crowd, seen your colors fade
  • Delicate: Oh damn, never seen that color blue
  • Paper Rings: I’m with you even if it makes me blue, which takes me back to the color that we painted your brother’s wall
  • ME!: Like a rainbow with all of the colors
  • illicit affairs: You showed me colors you know I can’t see with anyone else
  • invisible string: Green was the color of the grass where I used to read at Centennial Park
  • invisible string: Teal was the color of your shirt when you were sixteen at the yogurt shop
  • invisible string: Gold was the color of the leaves when I showed you around Centennial Park
  • tolerate it: Use my best colors for your portrait
  • Question…?: Before you painted all my nights a color I have searched for since
  • So Long, London: And I’m just getting color back into my face

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"I think it's important that you know that I will never change but I'll never stay the same either, must be a sagittarius thing."

Trauma didn't make me nice, I consciously made me nice because I don't want anyone else to suffer like I did. Trauma didn't make me strong, I made me strong. Don't you dare ever tell me my trauma made me anything but scared, broken, and confused. Don't give credit to the abusers for me being a good person. They didn't make me good, I made myself good.

Parents get sooooooo mad when anyone even remotely implies that if we know it negatively impacts adults then it’s probably quite detrimental to the health and development of a young mind to stick an iPad in front of a child any time they show signs of Behaviors. “Are you calling me a bad parent?” Yeah. I am.

“Well, what am I supposed to do when my kid Has Behaviors?” Idk. You somehow lived to adulthood without being an iPad baby. What did the adults around you growing up do when you exhibited Behaviors? Was it a positive on your growth and development? If it wasn’t, do you remember what your child-self had hoped an adult would do? Start there.

Anyway. Every generation has its challenges but I think we are all deeply unprepared for just how fucking weird the iPad baby gen, who also had key developmental years during covid social distancing, are showing signs of being.

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Mutuals I am putting a handwritten valentine card with a red lollipop taped to it, into your shoebox you decorated for Valentine's Day.

the "i'm not pretty like the other girls because i'm pale and skinny" female protagonist trope is something i loathe more than almost anything else in the world but i'd be more willing to forgive it if the author was brave enough to commit to it. if your "unattractive" female protagonist is a snow-white waif then i'd better see you emphasising how nauseatingly corpselike she looks. how people shudder when her maggot-flesh fingers touch their bare skin because they're expecting her to be cold and damp. how her birdlike bones and dainty waist are contemptible rather than desirable. maybe even have her develop a degree of beauty by gaining some weight and colour for a change. put down the necromancer barbie template and show me a proper little freak.

percy is so… only child the way he wanted to ‘vote’ and minibeth just being like ‘… nuh-uh ive been the big sister since 7 years old sit down.”

that’s my daughter fr