water-mellie-seeds:

softbratxoxoxo:

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.

kd-heart:

trilllizard666:

azzandra:

verycooltrash:

I’m Romanian and I didn’t even know that’s what drujba meant, oh my god, this is hilarious.

*Revs chainsaw* THIS IS SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND

I just realized this makes solving things with the power of friendship much more interesting

midnigtartist:

“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?

chaosinthepast:

good morning

spruseats:

transbennysummerfield:

gotinterest:

driving in the city is all about using your maximum amount of brain power to avoid a vehicular manslaughter charge while seemingly everyone else around you has made it their holy mission to get hit by your car

walking in the city requires you to develop extrasensory perception and prey-like reaction speeds to avoid shattering every bone in your body while every driver is trying to mario kart spin boost off your sternum in order to get to the next red light 0.2 seconds faster

guerrillatech:

subbyboysworld-deactivated20220: