“But Tweed, what is it really like living in SouthEast Louisiana?”

“Step 1: play this:  https://youtu.be/fa8vyTfugcI?t=71

Step 2: while watching this: https://starrypawz.tumblr.com/post/187929982931”

moonlitalien:

I finished watching Good omens and it’s safe to say it’s one of the best shows i’ve ever watched, the casting was so perfect and the story was so nice and funny and now i must resist making a good-omens-sona

Do not resist: Give in. 

Would they be Angel or Demon? 

inquisitorhotpants:

darkshadeless:

bunny-loverxiv:

The Imperial Budget conference The most dreaded and hated duties of the leading powers of the Sith Empire.

• Funding is allotted by ministry and sphere. Forcing councilors to argue for their sphere’s funding and be aware of the projects in them.
• Lightsabers have been drawn over budget cuts.
• The councilors are not allowed to leave until they have a budget.
• The military always gets the Gundarks’s share. The non-military councilors hate it.
• The Emperor’s Wrath is on duty. Their job: make sure no one dies or ditches the meeting.
• The Emperor is supposed to approve the budget. Vitiate hasn’t shown up for 500 years and always takes months to sign off on the budget.

Lightsabers have been drawn over budget cuts.

It has been my enduring headcanon that Marr FUCKING HATES THE GODDAMN BUDGET MEETING. It always, always, always results in hangry!Marr.

My Business-minded Sithie Reich Volfe would be all about these meetings: 

“Honestly, it is as if you didn’t even try to drop our dental coverage for the troopers.” 

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

a-single-autumn-rose:

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blackfox21:

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krystalprism:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

ahotpeaceofshit:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

chameleonwho:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

musemeter:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

baltimore-baby2002:

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depressed–and–underdressed:

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cxsolis:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

How much for this stick I can shake at God?

10 bucks

can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount

15% discount for 3 or more

How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

How much is the doll?

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

How about this?

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

Hey this chair looks cool, how much?

the chair chooses its owner. sit down and see if it likes you

How bout this

Excuse me that’s my great-uncle, he is family

What about this?

that’s not a sale item, that’s my dang lunch

How much is this neat tea set?

OH GODS YOU’VE SET THEM LOOSE

How much for these fly-catchers? @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

papermonkeyism:

papermonkeyism:

A while ago someone asked about how aunt Crom gets around, and I forgot to answer.

She’s definetely not a runner, that’s for sure. Her walk is kinda like if you somehow took the legs of a monitor lizard, but stuck them to the rigid spine of a pot bellied pig, very determined waddle. Alternatively, she has a kind of a platform thingy, like a stretcher or a simple cart without wheels, where she can sit and be dragged around, usually by her niece (Iacar’s sister).

She’s got shit to do and places to be!

Couldn’t resist… An almost-accurate portrayal of the time when aunt Crom, her niece and sister-in-law left Pyramos’s pack to join Kiridos’s.

An Icon. I love this character. 

synnagedrow:

Whether it’s a subverse or main verse, or if you write a muse based on your character or your muse is a companion/side character/what have you. I want to find more people for that part of the Star Wars fandom in the rp community.

google docs count?