alrauna:

Natalia Noszczyńska illustration (@natalia.noszczynska.illu)

vero-niche:

vero-niche:

twobeesornottwobees:

vero-niche:

vero-niche:

adhd will get you thinking “i should make this doctors appointment” every day for 7 months and counting

none of us are making those appointments huh

This is why I have Calls Day once a month

wait you might be onto something with that actually

tripropellant:

tripropellant:

tripropellant:

tripropellant:

More i Grow my body Stonger. More i Learn my head gets Longer. More i Eat my belly Bouncing… More i Fight my foes i’m Trouncing.

More i Sing my voice gets Louder… More i Boast my pride gets Prouder… More i Run my speed gets Upper… What about you Mother Fucker…

normally this is when people reblog posts like this and say something like “i was on so much painkillers when i made this” but that doesn’t apply here. i was completely lucid when i made this. i can remember writing this phenomenal post with crystal clarity. for me, it was typical. i could do this kind of thing every day if i wished to.

fic-dumpster:

oneheadtoanother:

friendo:

they banned me from all northeastern pokemon tcg competitions because I kept telling everyone about my “very special cards” and bringing these bad boys out

junkfoodcinemas:

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (2007) dir. Joel & Ethan Cohen

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themythicalcodfish:

hubblegleeflower:

animentality:

The great thing about huge declarations is that the most times you’re ever going to have to deliver on them is ONCE. And even that is vanishingly unlikely. The dishes happen every day. My feet hurt now. The kids need a lift to piano lessons every week. The grenade is hypothetical.

You’d die for me? I’d prefer someone who’d live for me, thanks.