i’m an aspiring film watcher
the funniest sports bit right now is the Chicago White Sox on twitter after they lose again
the White Sox are currently the worst team in baseball with a record of 36-118 and they, like many other teams, were posting the final scores after each game as such
until two days ago when they started this
Worth noting that not only is that the worst record in baseball right now, it's the worst record any MLB team has posted since the 19th century
Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji
back in my day we just typed orz to make a little stick figure man doing that (or we would type or2 to give him a dumptruck). And we LIKED it that way!
Taking notes 📝
Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here
Dei hire
were I to create an original piece of media I would create bait so queer in order to create a fanfic environment I like. I find you guys do your best work under duress.
I’d say “jeez can two people not be friends anymore?” and then I’d give one of them amnesia in which they only recognize the other above anyone else
me seeing purple flowers on a lawn: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen
me seeing sunlight hit the waves of the sea: that’s the prettiest thing i’ve ever seen
me seeing raindrops sparkle colorfully on a bus stop bench at night: that’s the
bitches hate to see you dazzled by the magnificence of the seemingly insignificant. get real. pick some wood sorrel by the road and chew on it because this bitterness is beautiful.
girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.
