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Hi everyone! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!
If you have time, open the website in different browsers / on different devices as well!
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frodo sending selfies to bilbo on the journey to mt. doom to let him know that he’s still alive
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I love pictures of wolverines laying down like this
That's the exact way I flop down on the couch when I get back from work every day. My mate always teases me about it.
That's a tired man getting back from his 9-5
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Wine is exactly like omegaverse fanfiction
I was GOING to say. That when you read a wine menu and see something like "notes of leather and wet stone" you think "did an insane person write this its grapes" but after youve read about wine and growing regions and the effect of oak barrels on aging and tasted a bunch of stuff and given it some thought you find yourself taking a sip of french syrah and thinking "mmm little bit of leather on the finish there" and all of a sudden that shits not crazy anymore. Youve been cooked in the soup. Youve been living in the monkey house.
With omegaverse fanfic. You -
You get the idea. Do the work for me. Please
Sorry tanuki fucker 91. I will be clearer. You get coated in the slick
i am jiggling a credit card in the door crack. life is a rich tapestry come take my hand we will weave it together.
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We have 24 hours to make this the most voted on poll in Tumblr history
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it's actually UNREAL to me that they still wear those stupid fucking wigs in british courts ill forget about it and then remember all of a sudden and black out like howwwww can you still be doing that!
THEY WHAT LMFAO
honestly just put me straight in the jail i don't even wanna bear witness to this
is anybody else seeing this
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God save me from objectively funny echolalia loops
I’m in the middle of reading an interesting post about vaginoplasty procedures when the shitty little gargoyle that lives on my shoulder leans in to my ear and whispers “penis deletus” and I yell FUCK cause I just know that’s gonna be it for me for the next six days
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These kinds of things give me hope
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d<oes any body else's family keep naked ken dolls around their kitchen cabinets like a personal magic mike show every time i open a door
pantry
medicine cabinet
starting to think my experiences are not universal...
never posting on this sick & twisted website again
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i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks
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how i'm handling my students using AI to write papers:
-don't accuse them on using AI from the get-go and instead ask them to informally define all the huge words that they used in their essay which i know they don't know the meaning of
-ask to see their original file where they "wrote" the essay. go to version history to see if it was just copy and pasted and then just edited a bit. i keep an eye out for the shit like "certainly! here's an essay about...."
-if they own up to it, they can re-do the assignment for a higher grade even if there will be an automatic penalty. if they don't, i process it like plagiarism and get my supervisor involved.
And this is much better than the immediate accusations. Some students have a good vocabulary. Stop accusing them of faking their essays without proof, and this is a good way to check.
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Anonymous asked:
your pride and prejudice write up thing is funny but i knew as i was reading it that i was gonna see he/him in your bio based on the way you throw around misogynistic slurs. work on that! all he/hims need to be lined up and shot the moment a misogynistic slur even forms in their minds. you wouldn't throw around any other form of slur without batting an eyelid, so why the sexism?
???? Girl are you talking about “bitch”??? I was a girl for goddamn 28 years, you think I don’t know sexism and misogyny?? My big titty ass is in the lady closet IRL NOW and you think I’m benefitting from the patriarchy so deep I don’t remember fighting for my place on the goddamn playground???
My bitch ass father called me a whiny little bitch my whole ass life, I’ve BEEN there washing dishes on thanksgiving while the Real men chilled in the living room, I’ve BEEN there raising a handful of boys six years my junior cooking meals and packing school lunches cause mom wasn’t home and I was basically the same ass thing, Daddy in the computer room playing his video games while I raised his sons for him.
Getting followed home after work cause I’m pretty and smacking hands off my ass and putting twice the work in just for a seat at the goddamn table with the Real Boys who walked in with a dick and a prayer. How fucking dare you.
And you think I don’t think about that shit? How I fought my whole goddamn life to feel like a real human being as a WOMAN just to find a place of confidence I worked damn hard for just to realize I’m not one? Do you KNOW how often I bite my tongue thinking “Damn, I worked so hard to feel pride as a girl, and now that I’m finally proud and strong and being taken seriously, after ALL THAT HARD WORK I have to let that go for something else?” Do you know what it’s LIKE?
And after all that- EVEN IF I COULD FIND A BALACE and make peace with THAT, I still have clown shoes ass motherfuckers like YOU breathing down the back of my neck acting like I’ve been living the high life this whole damn time. Telling me not to use words like “bitch” or “hoe” cause that “hurts women”. Making people like ME choose between their identity as ‘NOT A WOMAN’ and breaking down admitting that as far as the world is concerned, we are.
As far as my boss is concerned, as far as my parents are concerned, as far as my landlord and my coworkers and random strangers on the street are concerned, as far as my doctor is concerned and creeps at the bar are concerned and transphobic fucks on the internet who know nothing about me except I’m trans are concerned, I’m a woman. Even if I know I’m not. And you’re in here saying shit like “check your male privilege”. Like anyone in the world has been seeing me through my goddamn pronouns my whole life.
Fuck you. I don’t gotta choose. I get all the same bullshit disrespect women do and I’m still not one. I thought that “bitch is a slur” shit was bullshit when I thought I was a woman being called one, and I think it’s bullshit now. Don’t go around inventing a story in your head like something changed when my pronouns did
You want to talk about the impact and nuance of gendered language in society, do it as my equal, not like a babysitter in my mom’s house telling me what you think her rules are
You’re up there talking down to me in the mud from your high fucking horse with a bag on your head like it’s not still your voice coming out
Kick rocks
