sometimes you just need to say what the actual fuck and move on
We (humanity) collectively have the capacity to ensure that everyone on earth has a good life with secure practical abundance of food, water, housing, access to cultural events and literature, etc. There are only political blocks in the way of this, not technological ones.
Kaveh Akbar, from "Despite My Efforts Even My Prayers Have Turned into Threats", Pilgrim Bell
me when someone complains about something that's been genuinely bothering me too but i just brushed it off because i was worried that i was just bitchy/callous/sensitive but now I feel Vindicated
honestly I think no child deserves to get bullied, and I hate the trend of people going "the bullies were just normal actually" or "I deserved it." I know I didn't. was I a little shit? yeah. did I deserve it? no. like, imagine the most annoying kid you can imagine. they wouldn't deserve it either.
whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force
yeah yeah everyone wants fangs and wings. pick a weird animal adaptation to magically develop instead
the ability to shoot blood out of your eye
the ability to eject your guts and emit a convincing reek of death
a symbiotic partner species that rides on your head and eats your lice
a pincer that can fire off a bubble of air fast enough to shatter glass
a tongue that can wrap all the way around your head
a supernaturally acute nose comprised of a star-like cluster of sense organs
a rock-hard shell, fused to your spine
saliva so chock full of toxic bacteria that your bite is reliably fatal
nictitating membranes in your eyes
the ability to produce clone offspring
a velcro-like texture on your feet, allowing you to scale vertical walls
a bite force of 1,800 psi with a jaw to match
Since there's been another "Tumblr is gonna die!" scare, let's do a poll...
If Tumblr dies, where will you go?
Waffle House
Dark alley
Swamp
Probably haunted house
Dashcon ballpit
Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience
McDonald's PlayPlace
launched into orbit
under the sea (with the fish)
Cardboard box
shouting my shitposts at random people
Living in the walls at Tumblr HQ
Rb for larger sample size appreciated :)
why is shopping for computer shit so difficult like what the hell is 40 cunt thread chip 3000 processor with 32 florps of borps and a z12 yummy biscuits graphics drive 400102XXDRZ like ok um will it run my programmes
every day is more unbearable than the last yet I still log onto this website to look at gifs and jpegs
save me gifs and jpegs save me
It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives
“What will I be if I don’t graduate/don’t get a promotion/don’t get my shit together/don’t make this relationship work?” You would be a perfectly normal human being who is inherently valuable and who possesses many talents and good traits
“What if I fail even when I tried my very best?” The world keeps turning and you will find many other things you will succeed at.
I wish my parents and teachers had told me that
