i know youre reading this post

i am yet another product of the “child who was at best tolerated by the people around them” to “adult who is genuinely confused when people like spending time with them” pipeline

is this anything

the thrilling sequel as requested by no one

@owlsinalake how does it feel being the funniest person alive

*tears streaming down my face as i desperately grab at the fabric of your shirt* am i at least cringe and annoying in a fuckable way

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

hitting and penetrating my oniongirl gf

no you can say that here

you wouldnt last a minute in the 59 second bomb chamber

Taking the red hats off of half a dozen gnomes and loading them carefully, tearfully, into a revolver.

Please could you gnomes just hold the fuck still- wait

Where’s the sixth one

runs away as fast as fuckign possible coughing and and hacking and wheezing and crying

Trivia Tuesday: Testing the Scales

Can be in terms of design space, flavor, or playability. Just gotta pick one.

if these 2 met it would be beautiful and yuriful do you see the vision