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They let me teach science to about a hundred kids every year/ /๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™/ /she/they/ /37/ // art tag: #stardustdraws //
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@carryon-countdown day 30 - Flames

โ€œI thought we had the sort of love that you can't set down or walk away from. An undying fire. The love you hear about in the old stories.โ€ - @rainbowrowell

And you fucking do, you emo nerds. Snowbazzed โ€œIn Bed The Kissโ€ by Toulouse-Lautrec for this one.

ET TU, BOOTAY? โ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ‘โ‰๏ธ The PRIDES ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ of March ๐Ÿ—“๐Ÿ—“๏ธ has CUM ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ DADDY ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Brutus is our new DICKtator ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ’ฆ thanks to all our SENATE SLUTS ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฉธwho BUSTED their nuts โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ on juliASS' ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฉ back 2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ times โฐโฐ let's make a SEXY salad ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿ’ฅ in HONOR ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™ of this BOOTYful day ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ send this to 6๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ of your BEST ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ SENATE SLUTS ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’ฆ get 5๏ธโƒฃ back and you're a CERTIFIED CUMMY CUTIE ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ get 1๏ธโƒฃ5๏ธโƒฃ back and you're DADDY ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜˜โค๏ธ Brutus' little right hand โœ‹๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซโœ‹๐Ÿ’ฆ conspirator ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’– Get 2๏ธโƒฃ3๏ธโƒฃ back and you're a certified BACK ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ STABBER ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฉธ

Wait do people in the lower 48 not learn your state songs in school??

I didn't know this was a thing, and I went to wikipedia to learn more, and learned the funniest possible thing I could learn about them.

New Jersey has never adopted a state song. A resolution to declare the song "Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen as the state song passed the Assembly, but failed the state Senate as the song's lyrics depict a desire to leave New Jersey.

This is possibly the most New Jersey thing I've ever heard ๐Ÿ˜‚

WTF??

I know our flower. I know our bird. Also BEAR.

wtf is the California state song is it gonna piss me off

Update: thanks I fucking hate it

Wait do people in the lower 48 not learn your state songs in school??

I didn't know this was a thing, and I went to wikipedia to learn more, and learned the funniest possible thing I could learn about them.

New Jersey has never adopted a state song. A resolution to declare the song "Born to Run" by Bruce Springsteen as the state song passed the Assembly, but failed the state Senate as the song's lyrics depict a desire to leave New Jersey.

This is possibly the most New Jersey thing I've ever heard ๐Ÿ˜‚

WTF??

I know our flower. I know our bird. Also BEAR.

wtf is the California state song is it gonna piss me off

@emeryhall is back with another porntastic AU adventure with chapter 3 of Bound Together In Five Dimensions!!! Tattoo AU with copious and gratuitous health code violations ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿฅฐ

Sneak peek of the art because it is NOT OSHA approved, nor does it pass the blood borne pathogen trainings.

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