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Osteichthyes

@bonyfish / bonyfish.tumblr.com

Livali (rhymes with "evilly") noted bog entity. they/he.
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Hey it's me Livali your favorite delivery boy (this is non-negotiable)! I am usually delivering pizzas and groceries and things but I much prefer delivering bespoke illustrations to nice people like you on the internet! I have options for a wide variety of budgets, all described on my freshly redesigned commission page!

Here are a few samples of my work:

Here is a non-exhaustive list of subjects I will draw:

Will Happily Draw

  • Kissing!
  • Your D&D characters or other OCs
  • Existing/established characters (commission me for your FFXIV WoL/NPC ships; I will jump for joy!)
  • Anthro/furry art
  • Portraits/real people
  • Explicit/adult subjects

Will Draw, But It'll Cost Extra

  • Elaborate creature designs
  • Elaborate armor
  • Detailed backgrounds

Will Draw Reluctantly But You'd Probably Be Happier Trying Someone Else

  • Detailed machinery
  • Boats

Anything Else

  • Just ask! The worst I can say is no. :)

Check out my page for a detailed breakdown of my rates, as well as more samples!

#commissions#commissions open#art commissions#my art#delivery work has been just abysmally slow lately and my car is making A Sound so this would be a great time to commission me!#tell your friends!!!
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Me 5 seconds after my corpo mandated password change: Hey did you know mandated periodic password changes aren't considered good cybersecurity practice and in fact actually weaken password security? Just a funny little fact I thought you should know.

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"ISO 27001 requires it, so our hands are tied"

It's actually ISO 27002 that had these guidelines and they removed them in 2022

#banging pots and pans together#holly sent me this#likely bc i loudly complain and say things like this when the food stamps office makes me change my password every month#and/or when i have to do a logic puzzle to generate a password with the requited special characters but none of the disallowed ones
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

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The cast of the Original Trilogy had cliched, boring character concepts that were executed wonderfully enough for it not to matter. 

 The cast of the Prequel Trilogy had interesting concepts that were executed poorly enough to make them seem utterly stupid. 

The cast of the Sequel Trilogy had amazing, thought-provoking concepts that were executed in the town square and put up on pikes as a warning to others.

#star wars
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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

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how it feels reading old texts about trans ppl and not giving a fuck that the language is outdated

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Going to the zoo today perhaps I'll treat myself with a flattened penny... Perhaps I'll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny

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Anonymous asked:

seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

xenasaur answered:

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

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reminded of how i came in to my friend's house this weekend having finally listened to epic: the musical which they'd been yelling at me to do for an age and had to preface the conversation with

"okay so disclaimer that i am so 1997 odyssey-pilled* that i was utterly unable to experience this as its own story because i was watching scenes from that movie play out in my head for each relevant song"

before we could discuss the actual very good music and unique character beats that epic has to offer x'D

*the bbc miniseries one that i spent my entire childhood rewatching and may as well be the canon odyssey to me. homer who

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My backyard flooded.

Film Camera (black & white images): Canonet QL-17 GIII Film: Catlabs X Film 320 Pro Semi-stand developed in Flic Film Black/White & Green

Digital Camera (infrared image): Full-spectrum-modified Sony Alpha a5000 with Kolari Vision IRChrome filter

#my photography#film photography#infrared photography#but not both in the same image alas#the kolari vision filter definitely gives an aerochrome adjacent look tho which i love#i can get the foliage a bit pinker with an orange filter but this is so easy to use
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i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

#holly sent me this#🥹
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