the thing twitter has over tumblr is the ability to have handles next to your url which is especially good in the case of environmental storytelling, for example the person that tweeted something like "every time a gay person [does something nonserious] I go to chick fil a" as an obvious joke and their handle in the screenshot was "[name] the GAY IM GAY" you really cant get that level of storytelling here

This is the one

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

My car is getting serviced and this auto shop has a shop dog and he's ridiculous. Look at this guy. This is a grown ass man.

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

Racist character of today:

Angel Dust from "Hazbin Hotel"

Donald Trump is BANNING skinny people in pornography !!

vroom vroom

Home lessons in massage.

touch his tits tuesday

sorry for not streaming its just that ive been chased around by 3,000 large swarming beetles every day

man come on

reblog if you like chicken nuggets or if you have feelings for me

like this post to HUG a dragon. reblog this post to SMOOCH a dragon

this is the worst glitch spotify has ever given me