this will be my pinned post. i do not like incest and i do not like pedophilia. i cannot control if people post it. this does not mean i like it but you see if i see it i simply click away. stop asking me if i am a proshipper. I am not.
why do i get asks like they’re in shock about it? it’s not even true?
okay I am begging people to understand that it is not "planned obsolescence" or "corporate greed" for manufacturers to stop selling things because genuinely better technologies become available. I just had someone arguing with me that they should be able to buy a new nickel-cadmium battery for their 25-year-old cordless vacuum. NiCd batteries were outlawed a decade ago for very good reasons. if you really want to have the same effect as using one you can just go out and shoot 10 people with Bullets That Give You Cancer and then rip out your own kidney
You caaaaan't leave out the best part
kingchefyaoi calling in the cavalry to save viewership.
different tweet but just as important
This is a lupin III episode whose English dub title was “but your brother was such a nice guy”
let’s go back to the vampire twin sister of jesus christ for a second i havent fully processed that part yet
bugs is…. shrimp????
to all the warriors who will feel pressured to shave their legs now that it’s warm enough to wear shorts… HOLD THE LINE!!!
to eall se feohteres hwa willaþ gefelan forþriccednes to ascafan hira ban nu þat hit beoð hleow genog werian scorts... heald þæt line!!!
cop donut stereotype is bad because being fat and eating many donuts : hot. but police officers: not hot. the humble donut, one of the most sexual foods, the reliable donut. we should take this practice and give it to a different more sexy profession, such as electrician, or professor of linguistics
I feel like I would have been diagnosed with OCD a lot earlier if the vast majority of screening questions (for mental illnesses in general) weren't based on the person's perception of their own behavior, in isolation. and what i mean by that is asking someone with OCD "do you wash your hands excessively?" is not a good question.
a person with OCD believes they are washing their hands the correct number of times. it's not excessive. we believe we're exhibiting best practices and helping to keep everything clean.
better questions might be, "does it seem like you wash your hands a lot more than your friends or family?" "do you get dry patches or cuts on your hands from washing your hands?" "do you find it deeply distressing, more so than how you've seen other people react, when you get something on your hands that you can't clean off right away?"
being asked "are you overly preoccupied with bugs, symmetry, and contamination?" also got "no" responses from me years ago in my life. what they didn't ask for, and didn't know, was what *exactly* I was doing in my day to day life that genuinely ate up my time and mental space to a concerning degree, but I *didn't know* that other people don't do this.
"do you spend a lot of time cleaning?" -> no, it's not a lot. it's a good amount. why?
"do you become frustrated because it seems like no one else meets your organizational and cleanliness standards - do you often 'take over' for other people because they can't do it right - do new friends seem surprised by how strict you can be about your living space?" -> oh. yeah. yeah I get it now.
if the screening questions on the mental illness test sound at all like "are you already aware you're mentally ill?" then, shocker, it's not going to work all that well!
The White House bragging about how many different countries have reached out to negotiate in response to the tariffs reminds me of that part of Disco Elysium where you have the option to put a loaded gun in your mouth and threaten to pull the trigger as a negotiating tactic. It is certainly one way to start a conversation!
Unmute !
these guys are vicious predators btw
birb with revirb
This is also where the generic "jungle" sounds in movies come from
He has a lot to say
Hear him out!
Don't encourage him, these things never shut the fuck up.
so what ur telling me is that all jungles should be australian then
so what ur telling
me is that all jungles should
be australian then
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.