TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

Tomorrow is March 28th

Person holding Skeleton (S): I have a joke for you :)

Person in Boo Hat (H): What?

S: What is a skeleton’s favorite snack? :3

H: I dunno… [go on guess] …death? [Noo….go on…GUESS!] Hckhhgh I dunno.

(H starts to giggle)

S: Come on…GUESS! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!? I haven’t told the punchline yet! What is a skeleton’s. Favorite. SNACK!? GUESS!

H: [still giggling] You’re putting a lot of pressure-

S: GUESS! FUCK! [slams skeleton’s head against crate] GUESS! GUESS GOD DAMN YOU! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME!? WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?!

H: [laughing] Bones?

S: NO!!! [slams against another crate] NO!!! WHAT IS IT!? WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!

H: [holding face and laughing quietly]

S: ………… [yelling at the top of their lungs] RIBS!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARE RIBS!!! FUCK!!!

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And to think that it takes very little to make a child happy....

Off topic but this is too good not to share with the world!

That poor excavator operator: DON'T FUCK THIS UP DON'T FUCK THIS UP

POST CHANGELOG 2021-04-04:

I will always reblog this....it is so important to be able to give them access to help. As a writer I fully support this

My vibe about ships since forever tbh

People listing their exceptions to this in the notes are hilarious.

It literally doesn’t fucking matter.

There are no exceptions. It's not real. I have shit I care about - my physical health, my mental health, my family, my dog, my hobbies, etc. - but "someone else plays make-believe the wrong way according to someone else" is never in my top ten thousand priorities.

Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.

need y'all to know that my friend and i have been looking at fabio's body of work for the past 30 minutes. this is the guy that does the tattoo'd classics sculptures. hyper-realistic tires with weathered tread. fucking. rust textured correctly on nails??? this shit is insane please look at this

Ryker fails every test in service dog school... 😄 Follow me for more funny dogs!

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

Cuntula

I saw someone reblog this dismissing it as AI despite the fact they're 1 click away from a search engine. "Rosetta Nebula" is all you'd have to type. Perhaps the biggest travesty with ai images is going to be robbing people of their wonder for what's actually possible in the universe and continuing to shrink their bubble of understanding based on whether they believe it at a glance.

The image has been colorized differently above but the Rosetta Nebula is real and actually looks like that.

it looks less like a human skull than it does Homo heidelbergensis:

Look, it formed a long time ago, it had to work with the reference it had

I'm convinced Mythbusters needs a reboot. Misinformation or mythinformation if you will, is at an all time high. We NEED the show that promotes critical thinking to come back. It doesn't need the same cast, in fact I think it would be better with some fresh faces. Imagine all the good it would do if you could just show your crazy uncle the Mythbusters reboot episode that debunks his anti-vaxx conspiracy in an easily digestible and entertaining format.

more cishet people should crossdress. builds a vibrant ecosystem

Richard Siken… Richard Fucking Siken. You asked RICHARD SIKEN if his poems were inspired by BUDDIE. Gay men do not exist in people’s heads except as props huh?

You might as well ask Allen Ginsburg’s corpse if “Howl” is secretly about Ryliver at this point. Jesus Christ.

Gonna be completely honest if I got this kind of feedback from one of the world’s most famous gay poets, I’d just scrub my entire online presence and start from scratch.

More on this from Siken:

Kindness is not flirting.

Attention is not love.

Silence is not anger.

digiorno is not delivery.