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The Worst Case Scenario

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We planned for this… right?

Every episode of Supernatural they ask, "How will we defeat this new and unique monster?" and the answer is "shoot them with guns," mostly.

Every episode they go, "look at this new and unique corner of America!" and if you ask "what does it look like?" the answer is Vancouver, mostly.

If Destiel has one supporter, it's Misha Collins.

If Destiel has zero supporters, Misha Collins has been killed by the CW sniper.

As the year is ending soon... this is your friendly reminder that you didn’t waste your year. any moments of happiness or comfort, any small accomplishments, they all matter. this has been a really hard year, and simply surviving is something to be proud of. 🤎

I do find the “nothing changes, no one grows” message contradictory, but I believe that was the intention.

Some things don’t change. Laszlo’s been working on his monster for decades, the Guide doesn’t get to sing along at end, Nandor has ridiculous plans that are going to end up with Guillermo doing all of the work, Guillermo is still a black sheep.

Except they do change, Laszlo does end up finishing his monster. The guide isn’t allowed to sing, but she’s still there, casually hanging out with the vamily. Nandor builds the lair himself, with no complaints. Guillermo is still a black sheep and no one understands him but they also try because he’s their black sheep and they may not get why he’s so sad about the documentary ending but they’re trying their best to make him feel better.

Nothing changes, except when it does. No one grows, except sometimes they do.

People will say that Rose/Jack/Nine polycule wasn't canon and to that I say. Jack kissed both of them ON the lips ON television. They spent a whole episode using dancing as a metaphor for sex and then they ALL danced together. The flirting was NONSTOP from the go between all three of them. They were literally living on a spaceship together I don't know what else to tell you.

every once in a while, i see people posting about skipping nine when watching doctor who and every time I'm super weirded out not only is nine absolutely fantastic but also how are you going to start watching a new show and skip the first fucking season what is wrong with you

Glad to see Fifteen following the usual MO for picking up companions: burst into their life, be enigmatic, decide to leave alone, wait sluttily in the TARDIS for them to catch up. Love that for him tbh.

(I have thoughts about the special but I want to dissect first before I post that.)

Don’t forget the first victims when you go see Oppenheimer this opening weekend. Unforgivable not to include them in the narrative.

We love us some Nolan and Cillian but this is also a story that should never have taken place.

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This is what happens when the US government goes nuclear-crazy during the Cold War and mines a shit ton of uranium. Lambs born with three legs and no eyes, and human stillbirths and agonizing deformities for those that survive. For decades it was referred to as a Navajo-specific hereditary illness. No one made the link to the mines and the drinking water.

respectfully, shows about queer middle-aged characters who do wild nonsensical shit>>>>shows about high schoolers that focus on the exploration of sexuality

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