The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat
do you have a picture of the little guy
He hissed at me 3 times while I took this picture
Thinking about how to kill and murder and bite and destroy humans
If there’s one thing I love, it’s a quirky little house that’s priced right. This 1900 house in Louisville, KY is a real gem. 2bds, 1ba, 1,407sqft, $274,900.
Logan is a terrible person whose primary issues (failkids) are entirely self-inflicted.
THAT BEING SAID. If I worked my ass off all my life only to realize that, in my efforts, I have given birth to Wealthy Children, I too would be a massive asshole. Like moreso than I was before
The problem with being a self-made man is that if you have kids they will be rich kids, the worst variety of kid.
This is why every rich person, the moment they realize they will have a child, MUST larp as a poor or working class person for about the first 20 years of that kid’s life
And don’t hop up my ass about ethics or whatever. If, upon turning 21, my parents had been like, “Sike, hey, we’re loaded, we pretended to be struggling financially all your life so you learned the value of hard work and what not. All your student loans are paid off.” I would have forgiven them.
Can people stop being funnier than me for like, twenty minutes. Please
