That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times pick it for you?
“I’m safe from having my political views dictated by others because I’m catholic” is probably the funniest thing you could add to this
Watching the new drew gooden video with the “$5 a month” earbuds that you can’t own no matter how much you pay and they’ll remotely deactivate the earbuds if you stop paying for the subscription and I think we literally need to kill companies before they start having subscription models for physical items they can deactivate
reblogging with this addition from @heedra because all y'all need to see this
[id: #important to remember that this is already the norm for ppl with certain medical implants and devices #its far more urgent than u think]
With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies
Parallels.
my brother once watched a corrupted download of the adventure time episode “the silent king” that was muted all fhe way through after the intro. he was analysing it to me when i woke up next morning
University field station newsletter told me giant millipedes are particularly active this time of year “when they’re on the move for important millipede reasons.” I think that might be scientist secret code for “nobody really knows why.” All we know is the millipedes are moving for some reason and it must be important or they wouldn’t do it. Important millipede reasons.
Ants have often tested humans for self awareness. They placed objects in our homes and were shocked we didn’t cover them in sand.
“Although humans build interesting nests & show signs of cooperation, can they really have rich inner lives like ants? Unlikely.”
They laid pheromone trails & we ignored them.
“Even a newly eclosed callow or a termite could have followed these trails! Human intelligence is perhaps similar to that of a lichen… or perhaps an aphid at best.”
“Is higher reasoning or self awareness really possible in a creature without the ability to express herself using pheromones? A creature without antennae?”
“Humans do seem to have smell receptors. They respond to some pheromones.”
“But aren’t those responses simple stimulus response? Spray a human with formic acid and she will squeal. But we can hardly call this evidence of thought or a theory of mind!”