Arthur fucked a dolphin
Aquaman: I’ve
Fought
Scores of bloody wars
And mopped the floors with my foes
Chorus: but no one
Remembers
Arthur
Aquaman: i’ve eviscerated enemies
From their heads down to their toes
Chorus: But no one
Remembers
Arthur
Aquaman: Say my name in these parts
And you’ll get a vacant stare
Until you mention dolphins
And me sans underwear
Chorus: NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR!
Aquaman: So to restore my repute
As a fierce fearsome brute
A continuity reboot it shall be!
Once we retcon a few millions
Of innocent civillians
Then they’ll remember me!
For too long DC has stripped me of my rights!
My dignity!
MY PANTS!
WE’RE DOING A CONTINUITY REBOOT ON THIS SHIT
Chorus: YOU
OOZE
SEX when you flex
Those impeccable pecs
Aquaman: yet the fandom rejects me still!
They may not love me yet
Yet I’m willing to bet
When I get in the DCEU they will!
Chorus: Yes they will yes they absolutely will
Aquaman: Yes I’ll make them all regret
the day they choose to forget
What’s that name, everyone?????
Chorus: DOLPHIN FUCKER!
Aquaman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Amazing XD
Aquaman: Once agin, what’s that name????
Chorus: Your the cock of the walk
With abs as hard as a rock!
Never more shall they mock you Arthur!
One Guy: HE FUUUUCKKKEEEDDD A DOLPHIN
Aquaman: GVAGVHAVHVSHGDHDGGHGH
Chorus: They’ll remember Arthuuuurrrrrrr
They’re remember Arrrthuuuurrrrrr
They’ll remember…..
DOLPHIN FUCKER
DOLPHIN FUCKER
ARTHUR IS A DOLPHIN FUCKER
WE’LL REMEMBER ARTHUR
THE DOLPHIN FUCKIIIINNNNGGGG MAAAANNNNNN