The Finger Fucking Female Fury

keeper-of-the-flames:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

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Arthur fucked a dolphin

Aquaman: I’ve

Fought

Scores of bloody wars

And mopped the floors with my foes

Chorus: but no one

Remembers

Arthur

Aquaman: i’ve eviscerated enemies

From their heads down to their toes

Chorus: But no one

Remembers

Arthur

Aquaman: Say my name in these parts

And you’ll get a vacant stare

Until you mention dolphins

And me sans underwear

Chorus: NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR!

Aquaman: So to restore my repute

As a fierce fearsome brute

A continuity reboot it shall be!

Once we retcon a few millions

Of innocent civillians

Then they’ll remember me!

For too long DC has stripped me of my rights!

My dignity!

MY PANTS!

WE’RE DOING A CONTINUITY REBOOT ON THIS SHIT

Chorus: YOU

OOZE

SEX when you flex

Those impeccable pecs

Aquaman: yet the fandom rejects me still!

They may not love me yet

Yet I’m willing to bet

When I get in the DCEU they will!

Chorus: Yes they will yes they absolutely will

Aquaman: Yes I’ll make them all regret

the day they choose to forget

What’s that name, everyone?????

Chorus: DOLPHIN FUCKER!

Aquaman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Amazing XD

Aquaman: Once agin, what’s that name????

Chorus: Your the cock of the walk

With abs as hard as a rock!

Never more shall they mock you Arthur!

One Guy: HE FUUUUCKKKEEEDDD A DOLPHIN

Aquaman: GVAGVHAVHVSHGDHDGGHGH

Chorus: They’ll remember Arthuuuurrrrrrr

They’re remember Arrrthuuuurrrrrr

They’ll remember…..

DOLPHIN FUCKER

DOLPHIN FUCKER

ARTHUR IS A DOLPHIN FUCKER

WE’LL REMEMBER ARTHUR

THE DOLPHIN FUCKIIIINNNNGGGG MAAAANNNNNN

nitpickrider:

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Not that it makes it better but I would believe that Jonah is honestly haunted by the idea of putting Scorpion out into the world.

Amazing Spiderman 20

These days he genuinely does realise how awful and stupid and pointless so many of his harebrained schemes in his early days, including making the Scorpion, really are

bilgisticallykosher:

bophtelophti:

Once upon a time there was a girl whose wicked stepmother forced her to clean the entire house for Pesach all by herself. So while her stepmother and stepsisters left early for the grand seder at the Prince’s palace, the girl spent the afternoon sweeping and dusting and washing and polishing. As she finally burned the last crumbs of chametz in the fireplace, she saw the sun setting and knew she would never make it to the Prince’s seder on time, so she began to prepare her own meager dinner: a little Passover pizza. But miraculously, her fairy godmother appeared and transformed the pizza into a flying carpet to take her to the palace, and the cheese into a beautiful dress for her to wear. And to commemorate this story, to this very day, that cheese is named after that girl: they called her Matzah-rella.

I’m wheezing so badly. 🤣

ONE MILLION YEARS PUNGEON

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Arthur fucked a dolphin

Aquaman: I’ve

Fought

Scores of bloody wars

And mopped the floors with my foes

Chorus: but no one

Remembers

Arthur

Aquaman: i’ve eviscerated enemies

From their heads down to their toes

Chorus: But no one

Remembers

Arthur

Aquaman: Say my name in these parts

And you’ll get a vacant stare

Until you mention dolphins

And me sans underwear

Chorus: NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR!

Aquaman: So to restore my repute

As a fierce fearsome brute

A continuity reboot it shall be!

Once we retcon a few millions

Of innocent civillians

Then they’ll remember me!

For too long DC has stripped me of my rights!

My dignity!

MY PANTS!

WE’RE DOING A CONTINUITY REBOOT ON THIS SHIT

Chorus: YOU

OOZE

SEX when you flex

Those impeccable pecs

Aquaman: yet the fandom rejects me still!

They may not love me yet

Yet I’m willing to bet

When I get in the DCEU they will!

Chorus: Yes they will yes they absolutely will

Aquaman: Yes I’ll make them all regret

the day they choose to forget

What’s that name, everyone?????

Chorus: DOLPHIN FUCKER!

Aquaman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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According to Wikipedia, there have been 11 DC characters named Starman

They are waiting in the sky

They’d like to come and meet us

But they think they’d blow our minds <3

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What Joker Needs

Batman #49 

Jesus fuck its like the worst of AO3 put into a blender

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90’s Marvel is an edgelord’s wet dream

FORGET IT JAKE ITS PUNISHER TOWN

saywhat-politics:

Defense officials moved quickly Thursday night to fire a Space Force commander in charge of a Greenland military base after a Military.com report revealed an email she sent to personnel criticizing Vice President JD Vance’s comments after a recent visit there.

Military.com first reported Thursday that Col. Susan Meyers, the commander of the 821st Space Base Group who oversees Pituffik Space Base, had sent an email to personnel on March 31, just days after Vance’s visit, saying his comments “are not reflective” of the base’s views.

Hours after Military.com’s report, a news release said Col. Kenneth Klock, commander of Space Base Delta 1, removed Meyers from her position due to a “loss of confidence in her ability to lead.”

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The news release went on to say “commanders are expected to adhere to the highest standards of conduct, especially as it relates to remaining nonpartisan in the performance of their duties.”

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The news release went on to say “commanders are expected to adhere to the highest standards of conduct, especially as it relates to remaining nonpartisan in the performance of their duties.”

So they shouldn’t be coke snorting pedophiles who fly around in a dead sex offenders plane?

iprefermactavish:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cookinguptales:

vic michaelis wearing a giant squid head and tentaclesALT
vic michaelis wearing a slightly smaller giant squid head and tentaclesALT
vic michaelis wearing just tentaclesALT
vic michaelis wearing a purple bathing suitALT
the cover of an animorphs book with a woman wearing a purple bathing suit morphing into a giant squidALT

vic michaelis, the madlad that you are

W H A T :D

I believe the first prompt of this new season (or just in the first episode), was a prompt from a year ago to make the best outfit to wear in a year’s time 🤣

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