So It Goes

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

It’s my understanding that introductory posts are becoming important to show that you’re not a bot, so without further ado:

You can call me T. I am a legal adult. If you feel uncomfortable interacting with an adult, I suggest that you don’t interact with me.

I currently enjoy hiking, cooking, photography, opera, and classical music in general.

I’m currently working as the chief criminal defense paralegal at a law firm. I tend to have a lot of strong feelings about criminal justice, but I tend not to post them on social media as they involve sensitive topics and require a lot of nuance. If you’d like to discuss it with me, you’re more than welcome to reach out. I just tend not to publicly post my thoughts.

I don’t tag a whole lot; I used to tag everything extensively, but then using Tumblr started to feel more like a chore than fun. That being said, if you have any triggers or anything you’d like me to tag, please let me know, and I’ll do my best to tag them.

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aroacevaljean
lungthief

i refuse to play chess with this dog. im like why did i even play chess with the dog back then i thought a fair amount of us collectively decided that we weren’t doing that anymore. and yet the dog is seated at the chessboard always and you still see people playing chess with it and losing and actually sometimes winning but in like. increasingly weird and unproductive ways. like at what cost

lungthief

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lord-of-plants
thepleasuregoblin

Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

datanazush

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Oh we’re talking about sex in fantasy settings are we?

thepleasuregoblin

Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we're having our panel down here in my wine cellar,

datanazush

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WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED TELLING YOU HOW THE DROW MATRIARCHS DISCIPLINE THEIR UNRULY MALE CONSORTS

thepleasuregoblin

It's come to my attention that Ed Greenwood has seen this post and thought it was kinda funny. Not sure what to do with this information

lord-of-plants
imviotrash

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the-haiku-bot

“Kill them with kindness”

Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*

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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bulbekuggeleh

This opens up a lot of possibilities for what a haiku can be