The Barefoot Hatter

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I guess I live in Gravity Falls now, judging by the multiple Billford AUs I started lol they are:

non euclidean geometry au - Karaoke night resulted in Pyramid Steve!

I Could Really Use A Sunny Day series - on AO3 - Typical Handyman Bill AU setting… except this triangle is blind and still pretty angry (scared) about it.

party billiam au - Time travel to before the Betrayal to fix everything- except it’s FORD who went back to seduce Bill away from evil! It worked. They have been happily married since the 80s. Bill is now a party planner/demolition expert (lots of job crossover). Ford is a children’s author (submitted his journal to the wrong publishers). Mystery Shack still run by Stan (they made up way earlier in the timeline). Oh, and Bill is aging.

henchminiacs au - hey you know those super cute aus where the Stan twins and baby Bill are friends? yeah it’s just one of those, but I added Bill’s pals. Kid gangs forever!

biclops bill - just Bill’s fleshsona. He insists its not a humansona- he’s a rare two-eyed cyclops, a biclops. It just happens to be mostly identical to a human

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huginsmemory
arodrwho

super simple low-effort ao3 summary methods that are 1000% better and 1000% less annoying than just saying you suck at summaries:

  • copypaste the first few lines of the fic. u already wrote ‘em. let ‘em be their own damn hook
  • if ur feeling fancy & don’t mind showing ur hand a bit, copypaste the first few lines of the fic that u feel are esp. Important or Interesting - the ones where u first start getting into the real meat of things
  • state the main tropes! theyre probably already in ur tags - just say them again - maybe as a full sentence if ur feelin fancy. or with a joke if ur feelin Extra fancy
  • ask a question. pose a hypothetical. eg what happens if u take [character] and put them in [situation]?
  • make an equation. [character] + [thing] = [outcome]
  • just write like a one-sentence summary of what the fuck is going down. just one (1) sentence. doesnt matter if it doesn’t cover every important aspect. or if it sounds bland. any summary sentence is gonna be miles better than “idk i suck at summaries”
  • just…explain the fic like u would to a friend? it doesnt have to be a polished back of the book blurb. it can just be “[pairing] coffee shop au, but like, still with murder, and also i made everyone trans. enjoy”
  • just stick a meme in there
  • honestly who cares
  • just put literally anything but a self deprecating comment in there & ur golden
cosmictuesdays

#it’s okay if you even have to spoil a little bit of the early plot twists#set the lure; cast the net [x]

huginsmemory
epically-epic-epicosity

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absentlyabbie

#she really did breast boobily down the stairs (via @boxingcleverrr)

heymerle

It's hard to do that in clothing from that period - that's bad costuming.

moniquill

No, that's historically inaccurate costuming. It is good costuming in that it is doing exactly what it is trying to achieve. It's just that what it's trying to achieve is BOOBS.

6qubed

so dig this; in this movie (which is Clue, if you don't know) she's not actually a french maid, she's a call girl who is playing the role of a french maid, and in all likelihood provided her own uniform from either her "work" closet or that of the brothel where she was employed

naamahdarling

Yeah that's, ah, that's very good costuming. It held everything in but let it do its thing. And it looked good and properly fitted. A+!