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Danny in a trench coat and sunglasses: Psshhh, hey, kid Damian: Yes? Danny: Do you want to buy some…

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:45:12 -0400

Danny in a trench coat and sunglasses: Psshhh, hey, kid
Damian: Yes?
Danny: Do you want to buy some candy?
Damian, gripping a knife behind his back: Sure
Danny opening trench coat: Okay, I have chocolate clusters, gummy bears covered in candy rocks, and spicy taffy.
Damian: Oh, you meant real candy.
Danny: Of course. Why else would you be standing in an alley with a trench coat?
Damian: Are you not hearing yourself right now?
Danny: I actually heard it. But I have to do it this way. See, I’m hiding from-
Jason: THERE YOU ARE!
Danny: Leave me alone! I told you I ran out of mini-donuts!
Jason: YOU LIE
Damian watching his brother chase a street vendor down the road: This is a good mental simulation for him. He needs this.

Devastating to have more evidence that done IS better than perfect

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:44:39 -0400

grey-and-lavender:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:
unashamedly-enthusiastic:
unashamedly-enthusiastic:
Devastating to have more evidence that done IS better than perfect
Additionally, findings indicate that the act of doing shows you that you were not seeking perfection, you were fearing inadequacy
@grey-and-lavender
#oh that last line gutted me #is there a place between perfect and failure?
Good news! There is!
Bad news! It is called ‘done’
✨ fuck ✨

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:44:25 -0400

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:
@chamomile-crow I have so many questions

Water lore‼️‼️

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:41:33 -0400

thelooniemoonie:

the-knife-consumer:
Water lore‼️‼️
what the fuck is going on in Kalos

the illusion of choice

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:41:08 -0400

serenaci:

the illusion of choice

honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was…

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:40:59 -0400

voyagerprobe:

catgirldragon:
ouroborosorder:
ouroborosorder:
honestly I hate “can you pet the dog?!?” not for any of the common reasons but because it was initially interesting as a proposition of “can you interact with the world in a way that is not within the primary mechanical loop” and that very quickly fell away to being “well now any indie developer making a game has to have a pet the dog button or they’re going to get letters”
One of my dream projects has an NPC with a dog, and if you try to pet it, the owner tells you not to do that. If you try again, it bites you and you take damage. I want to do this entirely because I genuinely believe that this would make me feel way more grounded in the world than any “click button to see cute animation” would ever do, and also it would be really funny to have a game where people lose their runs because they tried to pet a dog they were told not to pet

love ppl online being like “ur literally 30” like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:40:15 -0400

rainbowgazes-archive:

rainbowgazes-archive:
love ppl online being like “ur literally 30” like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??
anyone tagging this with “Yeah but i wont be on tumblr at that age” is only fooling themselves.

habbadax:Learning about teeth

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:39:53 -0400

habbadax:

Learning about teeth

alright you’ve done it now, if ya’ll want a kirbo draw, commissions are open for kirby with one…

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:39:46 -0400

jue-jack:

alright you’ve done it now, if ya’ll want a kirbo draw, commissions are open for kirby with one non-complicated item. i’m broke (not an emergency tho), it’s uh 33$ each

notes on comms: PLEASE READ IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-pls take note of my style, i will use this brush and coloring/shading style as well
-i can’t teach you how to pay online ;_;
-drawings will have a month time limit (30 days) to be produced so i can avoid burnout -sizes are as is, if you want it transparent that’s cool
-do not sell as your own/as merch/stickers but you can print privately for yourself
-payment must be completed first before i start, if i cannot finish drawing you will be refunded, ALSO i will not refund a drawing already completed
-PLEASE message me before you pay me, i have to make sure i can draw the thing requested before payment! ;O; this is very important!

i go through kofi for my commissions: https://ko-fi.com/juenavei
pls message me in DM’s here on tumblr do not use my asks if you have any questions about these commissions <333

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗…

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:39:39 -0400

teaboot:

jessiesjaded:
Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They’re both cunts and that’s the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

batman…..

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:39:31 -0400

ashoss:

batman…..

lol

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:38:27 -0400

thornedtoad:

hotvampireadjacent:
lol

job search

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:38:15 -0400

transpigeon:

job search

maybe i was made for loving things. maybe that’s what life is all about.

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:38:07 -0400

chappellrroan:

maybe i was made for loving things. maybe that’s what life is all about.

I’m starting to sound like a nutcase at work because upper management keeps trying to implement AI…

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:38:00 -0400

teaboot:

teaboot:
I’m starting to sound like a nutcase at work because upper management keeps trying to implement AI programs and AI assistants and Chat GPT and my middle-of-the-road, don’t-infodump, don’t-engage response has been “I don’t like AI”, “I prefer to remain in control of my own tasks”, “I’d rather make my own mistakes”, and “I don’t trust any machine smarter than a toaster”
My honest opinion: “Generative Artificial Intelligence” is a purposefully misleading liar’s name we gave to a labour-stealing company’s proprietary algorithm so they could market it to businesses who would rather see simple work done badly at the expense of the consumer than contribute to the community it is profiting off by offering even a single human being in that population the barest minimum honest wage to learn and do it properly, simultaneously robbing the working class while grifting both the client and the customer, and we’re buying into it because we’re a superstitious social species of codependent apes would could pack bond with a rock if we spent enough time around it existing in the most extreme state of social disconnection and parasocial reliance humanity has ever known, like a dying man in the ocean drinking saltwater
What I have to keep saying to avoid being classified as “the conspiracy theorist”: Haha yeah I guess I’m a bit of technophobe lol

a princessdoll and her loyal retinue of maidknights cross the desert. the princess has to keep…

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:37:00 -0400

femininebehavior:

a princessdoll and her loyal retinue of maidknights cross the desert. the princess has to keep hitting one of the maidknights because she keeps trying to sweep the desert

a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i’ve ever seen as it got lifted out of a…

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 16:35:14 -0400

kuromi-hoemie:

fzzzp:
a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i’ve ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can’t teach that.

the internet is so awesome because it connects me to other autistic girls who have also spent a…

Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:40:20 -0400

xxhentaibootytomhardyblowme:

winged-void:
winged-void:
winged-void:
the internet is so awesome because it connects me to other autistic girls who have also spent a decade being really mad about people who cry and scream over Pluto not being classified as a planet anymore.
I have two core arguments:
1. it’s a rock it does not care
2. you don’t even wanna learn about the other dwarf planets do you. you don’t even care about any of this you just wanna be upset about the one thing you remember from the 4 week astronomy unit you had in science class when you were 13.
why did you decide dwarf planet meant less. you’re the one who doesn’t care about them. I hate you.
literally, the kuiper belt is one of the most interesting places in the solar system and we didn’t even know it existed until the 1990s, and there are probably dozens more dwarf planets out there no one has ever seen up close

On this ides of March Caesar is an effigy. A figurehead. A symbol.

Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:39:41 -0400

the-pen-pot:

On this ides of March Caesar is an effigy. A figurehead. A symbol.
We ALL know who we are really stabbing
🗡🗡🗡🗡

stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

Sat, 15 Mar 2025 18:39:26 -0400

graham-cracker-guillotine:

stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this