Reblogged the-moon-pal
WHEN ON PERIOD:
- do not crash out
- your feelings are NOT valid
- do not send that text
- don't kill yourself. lock in
- do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
Reblogged faggotryandtransjesterism
call him bubonic the way he plagues me
Reblogged rozugold
”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.
Please invite me to the function. I’ll be all tsundere about it
Someone should write a play about exactly everything that happens in my life but sometimes when things are about to go wrong someone in the audience stands up and yells “STOP!” And then we cut to me getting exactly what I need and then the story continues, someone should write that, I would really like that.
Reblogged rosethevoid
Guy who has heard other guys refer to their wives as "ball and chain" and "battle-axe" and wrongfully assumed you can refer to your wife as any medieval weapon: oh there's my beautiful Lucerne hammer
“Ah, behold, my Halberd approaches!”
“She is my angel, my Morning Star!”
“My stiletto in stilettos!”
“My fiesty little Flamberge!”
“Quite the little Mancatcher isn’t she?”
“What can she do?! What BarbiCANT she do?!”
Honestly, this is fun and just sounds like if Gomez Addams was a medieval Lord at a joust or something.
Reblogged lookineedsleep
hid-dle-ston-deactivated2018030
reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star
Reblogged drizzledrawings
reverse gatekeeping. I am on my knees begging people to engage with the source material
Reblogged asthedeathoflight
I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context
Peak comedy right here
wait this article is funny even in context
Reblogged iamnmbr3
STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
Reblogged cascodeddeangirlie
Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out
Reblogged asgardiansofthegalaxyvol3
sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever
to quote someone who was a genius on bluesky: