ok, blog introduction post time (it’s been two years why am I only doing this now)
So… im Tal, a genderfluid lesbian (she/they mostly) and I like a wholeeee bunch of things.
99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified
Clytemnestra: crack? Is it crack you smoke?
if agamemnon has 0 haters i’m dead
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when a dragons wings are too small to realistically fly thats fine its reasonable i think to size them down to allow them to fit in a space better and be more readable as a character. but outside of really specific circumstances (like cartoonishly small wings) when a dragons wing webbing stops way too far up? punishable by death. in seymourworld.
sooo many dragon designs look like the last thing and it pisses me of. stopppp
No, but yes. The reason insects can have a single connection point like that is because they have a completely different type of wing which operates on a different set of laws of physics. To hideously oversimplify it for the sake of brevity, they're so small and light they can basically treat air like a fluid.
Birds, and anything larger than a bird, are using their entire body as a single plane with which to generate lift. Insects don't have to, but they do need to be able to move their wings at a lot of different angles very quickly. And hummingbirds split the difference between the two.
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what i’m doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”
You're failing.
You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
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You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND
ares is the god of war, not kratos
Eris dangling this concept in front of OP like "make the post, it'll be so funny. You know the name of some greek gods, you can do it."
op I'll give you a golden apple if you name the hottest goddess
op I’ll give you a
golden apple if you name
the hottest goddess
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
considering the notes it's more like
This website's easy watch: *dangles massive fuck-up like a bunch of keys*
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the fact that the covey, who lucy gray staunchly defines as “not from 12” and as independent in the war, becomes unabashedly rebellious after her games is absolutely, devastatingly beautiful. she truly does haunt the narrative of those she left behind, just like her namesake
giggling at the thought of snow watching katniss and peeta win the games under haymitch’s mentorship with lucy gray’s songs as their own personal soundtrack. every mockingjay that he could never control on one unhinged team, openly defying his rules and winning the public’s adoration in the process. absolutely insane.
asked my students if they wanted to share stories about what they did over spring break and this kid goes "you know the field behind costco?" and we all nod and he says "I got lost in the field behind costco."
You also want to rewrite things we can prove with evidence to make it fit with your agenda. I don’t mind your bringing to light people who were unheard of that did important thing but when I comes to rewriting important stuff to fit you rhetoric such as “this country was made from rioting” which is bullshit from a perspective of history especially since we dumped tea and didn’t burn down innocent peoples houses.
The reason why you want communism is cause you hate the rich and hate how we’ve actually being doing well as a country (btw most of them started out broke or in a bad situation if you want to take a look how they started out). Also if you know anything about communist countries the common man ends up poor while the rich and elite stay super rich and benefit which is what your trying to fight against
You hate the police cause they stop you from rioting in the streets preventing you from harming business that are only starting up and “sticking it to the rich” by eliminating possible competitors and that your burning down communities you say you fight for while living in suburban houses without a care in the world.
sorry I though this needed some clarification as to why you hate it
-an ex democrat now centrist
The politics understanders has logged on
- Sonic the hedgehog
No I’m just someone who understands the situation and is up to date on things in politics nothing more nothing less
Just you wait until I collect all 7 chaos emeralds
I’ll fucking wait cause even at the end I’m still not going to care about you and some stupid opinions
Keep talking buddy I just called my friend knuckles the echidna ever heard of him?
Heard let me guess he wants to lose a fight again. Or does he want to debate which he lost but made a good point in which we agreed on
Lmao nice try bud there's no way you beat knuckles the echidna in a debate, he's the guardian of the freaking master emerald
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