Gets funnier every time.
This episode aired in the ‘90′s. This joke has aged like fine wine. Depressing, depressing wine.
VENOM 2018
Eddie: I’d die to keep you from being eaten by another symbiote.
Venom: I’d burn in fire just to keep you safe.
VENOM 2021
Venom: I’d give myself up so you could have peace and happiness.
Eddie: No, I’d give up everything just to stay with you.
VENOM 2024
Eddie: I’d rather die with you than live without you.
Venom: Sorry, can’t let you die.