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big-foot-licker
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i think about this a hundred times a day
Loving this level of accuracy
i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.
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d-hizzle
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
gryzio
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
priscillapricey
danish tv is the best thing ever
unidentified-anon
“Okay :(”
He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.
eldrake
I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like
“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”
thanks for the context omg
Official graveyard post. +Bonus
I would like to add that the Scandinavian languages have their own native words for “shit” as in, well, shit. They sound similar, but the pronunciation is different.
This shit, that’s pronounced close to the English word, is a loanword expletive reserved especially for when things go wrong. The heartfeltness of “ah, shit” indeed.
Source: youtube.com
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anangelofthetardis-deactivated2
omG I SEARCHED GOOGLE FOR A SEWING MACHINE DIAGRAM AND THIS CAME UP I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
ifwecansparkle
We actually keep this picture hanging up in our costume shop. If you have ever operated a sewing machine, this picture will speak to you on a spiritual level.
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(via @bijoumikhawal )
Tumblrina somewhere in britain: yea bruv, i bet this post is giving plenty of birds nuts
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Today was potentially the stupidest day I've experienced in 25 years of working in vet med.
Reblogs with pet reptiles or fish would be greatly appreciated
I’m very sorry for the rough day. So is Yamuel.
It has been a Week and god I am so glad Yam could give a needed laugh. He’s good for that. Melted lump of clay pretending to be a fish had me howling.
He’s a potato, or Congo puffer as you’ve probably seen in the notes. He has more of a body, I promise!
Except for when truly being a potato
Regardless of true shape, Yam and all my other creatures wish you a very please take care of yourself, and a thank you for doin what you do.
gods he is the most perfect embodiment of a potato
whoever bought the domain spidersge.org and had it go to a simple html page with nothing except the text of the famous spiders georg post:
Thank you. You are doing good work. Hope you have a wonderful day
Anonymous asked:
I've got a question about fabric. I've seen multiple people talking about how linen is a very strong and durable fabric that gets better with age. But when I look at clothes and other stuff made of linen they all seem to have to be treated really delicately. Is it something to do with how it's woven or something? I'd like to at some point get good quality linen sheets, especially if they're supposed to last basically the rest of my life, but I don't really know what to look for. People I know Irl also say linen should be washed at like 30C max, which doesn't really match with what I've heard people say online? basically, do you know where this difference is coming from?
Oh! A lot of this is about dye fastness, most likely. The dye WILL run if you wash it too hot. Plus, linen will wrinkle really easily, so some people treat it gingerly to try and avoid that.
HOWEVER, the fabric itself will be fine being washed as hot as you can wash it and tumble dried, and I don't mind a few wrinkles on my sheets.
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Sauron burning through Middle Earth in the Second Age, inspired by medieval millefleur tapestries and Tolkien's watercolor painting of Sauron
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tiny death roll
ballet
it's her!!
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you can leave the house with a bare face and suffer no consequences btw. if you're a woman you do not have to wear any makeup
places and events i've worn no makeup to: every job interview i've ever done (i'm employed), every doctor's appointment i've ever attended (i still get treated), every shift i've ever worked (nobody gives a fuck), every pub and nightclub i've ever been to (they still let you in)