Call me a good girl while I'm gagging on it.

Girl math is not wanting to get pregnant + having the feral urge to get cre@mpied during ovulation 🎀

collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen

I have to be weird, or I'll explode. Just how it is.

She acts like the biggest brat but actually if you just gently grab her neck and say "you should watch yourself" she will melt

Stargazing dates >>>>

i love spring because the whole day feels like summer morning

Biiiiiiiig stretch

*lowering you onto my throbbing cock*

they hate it when you’re pretty and slightly off-putting

need me a freak who will hold my hand while we cross the street

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i’m a big fan of alone time

One more “🥺” and you’re getting bred twice with no pulling out inbetween.

sorry I tried to use you as a chew toy can we still fuck

yes, the rumors are true, i'm a lovey dovey dumbass

he gives me princess treatment (consistently communicates with me, includes me in his plans, talks to me gently, spoils me in every way and makes sure that his actions match his words).

man who says “that’s my girl” when he feels your squeeze around his cock, grinning with every pulse