in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
what is the most satisfying moment in tv history and why is it spike reading everyone to filth after he finds out that they kicked buffy out of her own house (bc she would not coddle them enough)?
how i’m handling my students using AI to write papers:
-don’t accuse them on using AI from the get-go and instead ask them to informally define all the huge words that they used in their essay which i know they don’t know the meaning of
-ask to see their original file where they “wrote” the essay. go to version history to see if it was just copy and pasted and then just edited a bit. i keep an eye out for the shit like “certainly! here’s an essay about….”
-if they own up to it, they can re-do the assignment for a higher grade even if there will be an automatic penalty. if they don’t, i process it like plagiarism and get my supervisor involved.
in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect
i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks
i cannojt bretahe
I…I cannot describe the emotion I’m feeling right now.
i cant. breath hhhhhhhhhh
Clown Orgy
I’m so upset that tumblr refuses to let me add a poll to this reblog.
Give me your yes/no answers in writing instead? 😂 (mambo no 5 is poll #372 for reference)
The fragrance people are out these doing some of the best experimental language out there and I for one am.delighted. “haute plasticine poison”! What a terrific combination of words.
I have no idea what the story of this anime is, and it’s pretty obvious who the protag is, but I’m gonna add character to the girls to the left with no face
taller girl on the right is oblivious because she was so excited when they got up because she’s treating her girlfriend to a surprise date at the amusement park that she forgot to give her a good morning kiss. they’ll have their first smooch of the day at the very top of the ferris wheel 💋
the guy to the right of the protag (with the glasses) is a simple office worker who loves his family very very much and cannot wait to get back home to his children
The guy on the far left is wanting to get home to make dinner. He lives alone, but he promised his kitten they would have some grilled fish as a treat! He loves her very much.
The tall one behind the two girls just got back from a job interview. He didn’t get the job but he’s confidant he’ll get the next one. He needs to provide for his son and two daughters after all.
Person to the left of the pink hair girl is a retired hit-man struggling to adjust to a normal life but hes recently found a woman that works at a cafe down the street from his new job and things seem to be going well.
the man on the far far right is anxious as it’s his and his boyfriend first date aniversary and that’s the longest he lasted in a relationship, he is confident that this one will last tho
This is so pure.
Everyone is the protagonist of their own story.
Everyone is the protagonist of their own story.
Indeed.
big fan of ghosts that are meaty. for lack of a better word. like they’re ghosts but their incorporeal flesh is rotting and you can see the strips of skin peeling back from their bones and revealing their dessicated internal organs. there are still bloodstains on their clothes. they look like they should smell really really bad.
*slamming my hands on the table way too enthusiastically* meat ghost! meat ghost! meat ghost!
Heptaméron / Day 1 / Story X
[… is it better to speak or to die?](ghost jackie but make her spookier. thanks to @blastburnt for the lil bit of inspo)