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Sweary She-Ra

Thanks for reading! 99.9% canon - Contains rude words and humour! (obviously) - Written by Alice Hancock

Title Card: Season 4 Episode 12 - Backs Against the Fourth Wall

Emily: Rolling in the grass is fun, but destroying Catra will be more fun

Shadow Weaver: I feel like your robot and I will get on well

Scorpia: Oh, shit no. I forgot you two had a, uh... shared goal.

Scorpia: Emily! You are not allowed near this woman!

Scorpia: Nothing against you, you are just an awful person

Shadow Weaver: And yet I am not the one who just swore.

Scorpia: Oh, wow, yes, sorry. I apologise for saying shit. But not for calling you an awful person

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Scorpia: Still can't believe they let someone like you walk around freely.

Scorpia: I mean, I thought everything you did finally caught up with you and they put you in prison

Shadow Weaver: Might I remind you I have never been convicted of any wrongdoing?

Scorpia: Yeah, but... come on. We both know what you did.

Shadow Weaver: I don't know what you think you know, but I have ways of helping you clarify

Scorpia: Okay, yup, say no more. I'm just gonna... gonna go.

Scorpia: Come on Emily! I'm not leaving you alone with her.

Emily: Never! She is the only one here who truly understands me!

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Glimmer: Oi, knobfoghorn!

Shadow Weaver: Did you find out how to get the power?

Shadow Weaver: Will there be a small amount left over that you could give to someone like, oh, I don't know, me?

Glimmer: Fuck no! But yes, Light Hope told me everything about how to access the Heart

Shadow Weaver: Maybe I should come with you to help? Or as moral support?

Glimmer: Fuck off, Shadow Weaver. It's not you I'm taking to unleash the Heart.

Glimmer: It's you, Scorpia. Please help me.

Scorpia: I'm sorry, I'm busy.

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Glimmer: Scorpia, you're the only one who can save Etheria.

Scorpia: I find that very unlikely.

Glimmer: It's true. Light Hope told me that we need all the Princesses connected to the planet.

Glimmer: Which means we need you to reconnect to the Black Garnet.

Shadow Weaver: You fucking what?!

Scorpia: I did not expect to be agreeing with Shadow Weaver today, but... what she said.

Scorpia: And sorry for the implication of saying fuck.

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Shadow Weaver: There's got to be another way. Why don't we discuss it with the Princesses again?

Glimmer: They all fucked off like the twatbandanas they are.

Glimmer: Well, except for Frosta who's upstairs. And Perfuma who swears she's not planting weed in the garden, but there's no way that's a geranium

Glimmer: Also Spinnerella and Netossa are around, and Mermista is ready whenever.

Shadow Weaver: So what you're saying is that Adora is gone.

Glimmer: Yeah. Basically.

Shadow Weaver: Then there's no need to be dramatic, is there?

Glimmer: Hard disagree

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Scorpia: Where did they go then, if they're not here?

Emily: If they have gone to destroy Catra without me, I will be very disappointed

Shadow Weaver: You and me both, kid

Glimmer: What the fuck is wrong with you two?!

Glimmer: And no, they've gone to Bitch Island because some assbadger turned up and told them to.

Glimmer: Now can we please just-

Guard: Your majesty, I am afraid to inform you that Double Trouble has escaped.

Glimmer: Yup, that's about right for how today is going

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Entrapta: Wow, who could have predicted we would all be here on Bitch Island where nothing bad ever happens?

Entrapta: Not even me, and I'm a scientist so I can predict anything. This must be a very rare occurrence

Bow: It's not that unexpected, we came to save you.

Entrapta: Note to self - people have come to save me. This is worthy of further investigation.

Entrapta: Well, two people and some weird horsebird

Entrapta: And also the hairy man who gives me free food.

Micah: It's not free, you just keep stealing it.

Entrapta: Hehe, I know.

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Glimmer: What happened to the angry sparkly one?

Bow: It's uh... let's talk about something else.

Adora: Yeah, like the fact we have spent an entire day searching for you.

Adora: Are you okay? You seem a little off.

Entrapta: Oh, I'm doing fantastic! This island is just tech all the way down. It's a scientist's wet dream

Entrapta: So there's absolutely no need to worry about me. I can predict everything with science here.

Adora: Really? We've spent 10 minutes with you and you haven't talked to thin air once.

Entrapta pulls her mask down. Entrapta: Because there's no-one there. Let's talk about something else.

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Bow: Scorpia told us about what happened with Catra.

Entrapta: I said we should talk about something else.

Adora: Entrapta, come on. It wasn't your fault.

Entrapta doesn't react.

Adora: Okay, fine, we'll talk about something else. We need your help with something

Adora: We found out that the First Ones have been stealing and storing a fuckton of queer energy

Entrapta: Ooh, the Heart of Etheria! We can definitely talk about this!

Adora: You know about- wait, you're Entrapta, I shouldn't be surprised that you know about it.

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Catra leans over a sink with her hand against the wall

Catra sees Scorpia's drawings on her locker. Catra: Scorpia...

Lonnie: So then I shook hands with Hordak and could never look a sausage roll in the face again

Lonnie: Shit, sorry. Didn't realise you were in here.

Scorpia: We'll just... we'll go. Leave you to it.

Catra: No, wait, don't... Don't leave me. Please.

Catra: How... how, um, was your day?

Lonnie: It was great, but then we came back here and started getting really weird vibes from our boss.

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