going out to eat some mold spores. anybody need anything?
can i get added onto your will
not sure why but go wild
me burning the candle at both ends: oobh i got plany off wick
“I feel so normal about him” well I dont. move
sometimes when my mom gets drunk she goes into Liberated Women Mode, and one time she was real tipsy and while talking about her friend’s divorce, she very earnestly told me and my sister (both adults) that regardless of preference or relationship, she hoped we would both reach a point in our lives where we were having really good sex with really good people. and my sister said, “i do that now except the good people part” and i said, “sex is real?” and my mom didn’t love either of those answers
ur mom sounds hot is she single
my mom is in fact single, and if you are so determined then it’s not my fault when you find out why
so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately
tested positive for wanting to be drowned in kisses and affection
all the unread books on my shelf glaring daggers at me as i introduce them to their two new playmates i bought yesterday. i’m sure they’ll learn to get along they have all the time in the world