How it feels to be me
Anonymous asked:
trench warfare themed blowjob king?
northirish answered:
What in the ever loving fuck is a trench warfare themed blowjob?
God please not this fucking post
he could've just named the horse. seems like they weren't doing a whole lot in that desert. he had time
if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure
When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.
