lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

it's actually insane that we're supposed to rely on crowdfunding sites like gofundme to help people suffering from a genocide.

like a lot of people in gaza are currently reliant on these sites and it takes a lot of time and effort to raise the smallest amounts of money. due to the number of fundraisers people tend to ignore most of them until something 'special' stands out.

i know someone who has had their fundraiser taken down twice for no reason. he has lost a very huge amount of money due to that. money that took months to raise. it's cruel and inhumane for these websites to shut down fundraisers and steal the money that would benefit someone living in such hellish conditions.

the person who lost all this money is my friend siraj. siraj just wants to ensure his family's well being. please consider helping him out by sharing and donating. his fundraiser has been verified (#219)

please donate to siraj and his family here

utilising the gift of imagination to hallucinate moments of tenderness between fictional people

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

ive gotta say people on the internet being honest about what they find hot in people's bodies and behaviors has done more for my body image issues than any body-positivity mantra ever. thank you people on the internet for being horny about literally every possible part and variation of the human body and for sharing it

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

"unlikable protagonist" and it's just a woman who's a regular human being with flaws

one of the greatest skills you can learn is how to be alone.

RACHEL ZEGLER.
Dior Cruise.

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

sylvia plath

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ﾟ. April will bring blessings.

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I'm not a hater but so much shit is stupid

it’s called having a heart of gold you fucking idiot

tagged by @userdarko thank youuuuu, go for it if you want!

Nectar (18+)

Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader

Sometimes you just need to write filth in order to get out of your writing funk, so this is what that is.

Warnings:Oral Sex (F Rec), Fingering, Face Sitting (F Rec), Nicknames (Pretty girl, Baby, Sweetheart, Honey, Princess), coming untouched.

Word Count:1,255

Eddie Munson Masterlist // Main Masterlist

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Originally posted by oldnetreasures

American mink with iced fish.

you are allowed to be proud of yourself for things that might seem small to other people.

"ohh 00s diet culture isn't back because of ozempic, you're overreacting"

idk i keep seeing previously size-inclusive brands remove plus-sized versions of their clothes from their catalogues entirely, even lines specifically aimed at bigger sizes are cutting their size range down and chopping the bigger ones. i keep seeing mean skinny tiktokers get famous because they said something rude about fat people. when i ask my doctor about weight loss (which my country's gender treatment clinic requires before i can access even preliminary talks about hrt), i'm immediately offered drugs about it - drugs which, according to the doctor, we don't know the long-term effects of. but surely! surely it can't be worse than being fat!

like why are people acting surprised? we've made being extremely wealthy the aspirational aesthetic to strive for, made 'being skinny and having a lot of time and money to stay beautiful' a not only viable but lucrative carreer for people, and then released a drug that is wildly expensive and will make people thin.

of course people are gonna make being thin the ultimate status symbol again - it more than ever before signals wealth and leisure-time.

like, do you think it's a coincidence that people are back to constantly spouting 'nothing tastes as good as skinny feels' again? and pretending being fat is a matter of lacking self-control around cake or whatever? as if people haven't spent decades trying to get these fucks to understand that actually healthy produce and the time to maintain your body are extreme luxuries in our society?

anyway my broke fat ass can't find pants i like and can afford because the size-inclusive lines i'd have shopped at previously have axed anything over a size xl

and like. i'm not even that fat. what the fuck do people bigger than me do. it's really heinous right now for fat peeps.

have you guys done that “what kind of reader are you” quiz and if so what did you get

here’s mine

ah here’s the link guys

This is pretty cool because the website also suggests books you may like based on what the quiz says.

i’m in love with this!!!

I think more needs to be said about the ableism in soft feedist spaces. “I wouldn’t want to date someone with mobility issues” is a weird take to flex publicly, even though I’d maybe understand feeling that way privately if you had a very active lifestyle you wanted a partner to participate in. “I wouldn’t want to date someone who, through their own choices or otherwise, could potentially become mobility impaired” is an absolutely insane take, and yet I’ve seen it from people saying they love feedism but would never want to date a feedee who wanted to be over 300 lbs or some shit because “what if they got health issues or couldn’t walk long distance wahhh”. Wild take, and I hope you apply that to common things like driving that could also disable you. Or just.. aging. Are you gonna keep up that “I’ll never date a cripple” energy in your 60s? Being able-bodied is a temporary state. Whether it be from accidents, injury, illness, or old age, anyone will become disabled given enough time. The only way to avoid ever becoming disabled is to die young. Who gives a fuck if the decisions they make - or the body they naturally exist in! - might potentially lead to a loss of mobility or health? I don’t get it. Keep it to yourself. Just in a general sense I think it’s very weird when soft feedists and “fantasy only” feedists publicize in fat-dominated spaces that they wouldn’t want to date someone who’s more than just chubby.

— Then how do people pay you for the pleasure of your company?
— With secrets.

SAM CLAFLIN as Finnick Odair
in THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE (2013), dir. Francis Lawrence

solargraphs 010425

this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf

- Virginia Woolf

“You’re so cute when you’re mad, Eds.”

“Excuse me?”

You stifle a giggle when his tough-as-nails gaze lands on you, hard exterior fully on display after he’d given all the guys at Hellfire a piece of his mind.

You were there just to watch after he’d asked if you’d want to join in tonight, see what it was all about. You couldn’t wait to see him in his ‘dungeon master mode’ and you knew it would probably be really hot, seeing him in character and all riled up.

“I said you look really cute when you’re all worked up,” you smile, waiting for a reaction you know only you could pull from him.

He wants to say that you’re lucky everyone is else is deliberating on their next move and missed your little remark, but he knows you’d see right through him. He eats it up just as much as you do.

“Sweetheart,” he clears his throat, dulling his voice to a whisper while leaning in close to you, “you tryin’ to embarrass me? Make me look like I’m not serious here?”

He continues his facade of being a hard ass, eyebrows furrowing, showing off that little crease between his eyes you’d come to love. You lift a finger because you simply can’t resist.

“No Eddie bear, not tryin’ to do anything,” you goad him, settling the pad of your index finger right between his brows where that deep crease lies, rubbing it up and down.

“So angry and fierce, huh?” You tease him. “I love when you’re all fired up and loud. It looks good on you,” you continue smoothing the scowl on his face, smirking when he fails to hide the blush creeping up on his cheeks.

“It’s so funny how everyone got all quiet when you commanded them, but with me you turn to jelly. It’s way too easy, Eds.”

“Told you, sweetheart, I-”

“Um, hello? Are you guys done flirting so we can continue the game?” You hear one of the guys cut in from the other end of the table.

Eddie straightens back up, shooting a glare to whoever had said that and returns his focus to the game. “Keep it up, see what happens,” he threatens the group, flashing a wide grin, while his hand creeps over to your knee, giving it a gentle squeeze under the table.

“We’ll continue this conversation later, sweetheart,” he whispers, throwing you a wink that looks like he just has something in his eye.

“Sure thing, big bad Eddie bear.”

(I saw a clip of him earlier and below are the faces that made me write this lil blurb)

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I love this. I love the teasing and how he’s soft for us but nobody else 💗

me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years

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Happy International Asexuality Day!!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

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A lil compilation of ace pride artwork I’ve made over the past year! 💜

a public affair┃e.m.

eddie munson x fem!reader

wanted to try out this idea for an amoral/unscrupulous reader and this is what came of it. I know that’s not everyone’s bag, so feel free to just keep on trucking ✌🏻thanks, anyway!

18+, MDNI┃ 2.9k

cw: cheating (with a twist, but you didn’t hear that from me), piv sex (public-ish), and some general meanness.

smut starts directly under the cut.

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@schittscreekweek day 5: favorite looks | alexis rose dresses

You can objectify me if you like. Just as a little treat.

PEDRO PASCAL with Honey Dijon at his 50th birthday party

SABRINA CARPENTER
performing at the Short n' Sweet Tour in Copenhagen (March 31, 2025)

mutual pining simply never misses. the yearning. the stupidity. the desperation while also thinking themselves alone with it. the rattling relief at the revelation. the way it works in so many scenarios— friends to lovers? a banger every time. casual hook-ups/friends with benefits while they both want more? show-stopping, spectacular, incredible. enemies who are so deep in denial it just makes them madder at each other? utterly unmatched every single time. slow burn, fast burn, burning while already fucking. mutual pining really just is that girl like truly who does it like her

Apologies to anyone who like actually believes or cares about this on an emotional level but this is so fucking funny

Crowded Table, print by Anastasia Inciardi

@schittscreekweek day 1: favorite character

Oh, if my engine works perfect on empty, I guess I'll drive

do you guys remember the lilo and stitch tv show. they find these weird creatures causing problems and then they figure out how their weird specific abilities make them really helpful for one particular task. i need some organization to lilo and stitch me. was the show INTENDED as a fantasy for weird lonely children? i guess lilo herself is also a fantasy for weird lonely children.

@schittscreekweek day 4: favorite dynamic

Can you please walk me down the aisle before people lose interest?

hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

FILMS WATCHED IN 2024
La la land (2016)
Dir. Damien Chazelle

schitt's creek week: day 4 - favorite dynamic
↳ stevie budd & patrick brewer

This panic happens like every few months.

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some dogs

FINALE TIME LET'S GOOOOO 😫😤

not even 10 minutes in and i already want to THROW UP

sorry if this is controversial but if you’re rude to cashiers i think you should. idk. Explode

the lack of patience and overwhelming sense of entitlement….. Start pointing at fellow customers and loudly asking “why are you acting like that?” let’s all hold hands and do this. together

you like me... ? *enters your bloodstream*

a word of advice: open your windows. wash your sheets. exfoliate your legs. read a paperback. make your bed. moisturize every inch of your body. go to sleep with soft skin and sheets that smell like the wind and a mind full of words worth dreaming about

TWISTERS (2024)

It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. Then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.

THE PRINCESS BRIDE
1987, dir. Rob Reiner

CHARLI XCX wearing Jean Paul Gauttier (SS25 by Ludovic de Saint Sernin)
at the 67th GRAMMY Awards, February 2nd 2025

fandom is so weird you never know how old anyone is but you just kinda assume most of them are around your age until proven otherwise and then one day someone is talking about their 9 year old kid on your dash and another person is saying they just finished 10th grade. wild.  

matt + karen + friends calling out that they haven't moved on

JOE KEERY 10 Essentials with GQ — April 2025

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SARAH SNOOK
ph. by Jesse Lizotte for Vogue Australia, april 2025

looking at your bank account is so scary...like when I spend money it goes away

If the Witch knew the true meaning of sacrifice, she might have interpreted the deep magic differently. That when a willing victim who has committed no treachery, is killed in a traitor's stead, the stone table will crack, and even death itself would turn backwards.

THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE
2005, dir. Andrew Adamson

friendly reminder that i have a big heart and i am trying my best