howdy! for new followers, I like from @pinkmo0n but reblog from spilledyolk

galvantula-mechgirl-ovipositor:

feaftlikeabeaft:

andmaybegayer:

bpdshan:

the funniest thing that’s happened to me recently is that someone seemingly tried to update my pronouns on the medical system but accidentally made it so that my actual name is now “They Them”

promoted your pronouns to nouns

ALT

this also happened to me???

dietspam16:

shorturl:

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

tropiyas:

when your friend says love you at the end of the call

aukkenopsia:

Awful terrible bugses bits us… it itches us so badly…… it would feel so goooood to SCRATCH ITS… NO WE MUSTENT. Ouuughhh

segamascott:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

idranktheeel:

uwuspaceboy:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

who the fuck is this man im seeing him everywhere

its bigfoot. and i doubt youre seeing him everywhere since his kind are endangered.

studentofetherium:

brucebocchi:

brucebocchi:

this motherfucker actually just tweeted this in the middle of his own championship match at wrestlemania

just in case you’re doubting me

he lost, btw

mtndewloyalist-iii:

animeseinfeld:

fecir:

killorbekillian:

cakelovessalad:

this is so wild

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!