I’m not allowed to play paladin with one of my playgroups anymore, because the last time I did, one of the rogues in my party decided kill a townsperson in front of me “just to see what would happen,” and the moment she did I used a smite evil and killed her instantly. Everyone else (except the DM) thought it was a dick move that I basically forced her to roll an entirely new character after one night.
That’s the only proper way to play a paladin.
You pick a fight, you get the smite.
“it’s what my character would do” says the rogue.
“samesys!” Says the paladin, cheerfully rolling a nat 20 smite to destroy the rogue.
“everyone else except the DM thought it was a dick move” you and your DM need to get better players
FINISHED BAHAMUT! All 7 First Brood siblings are now complete after 3 years of work!
Pencils + a compilation of everyone together :) Still interested in drawing Midgardsormr down the road (he has been heavily requested!) but for now I’m just happy to have the siblings done. :)
file this one next to “socratian poetry” under “tumblr users trying to sound smart by using specific language and revealing they don’t know what they’re talking about”
the internet these days is insane because every 3-5 days you see an honest to god neuron-rewiring video produced by some rando with too much free time, and it’s so fucking good that you know would have been its own entire meme for MONTHS in 2005. but we’re so saturated with phds in breaking bad editing so you can’t go into work like “hey did you see The Bear No Rush video game?” because nobody has any idea what you’re talking about. back in my day we watched 1 blurry video of a guy doing the Numa Numa Dance and it sustained all of society for an entire year.
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