kataclysmicsass:

autism-official:

punkahudsonia:

bubobubosibericus:

wizardarchetypes:

chappellsroans:

This is cinema actually

THE ALI FORESHADOWING LIKE SHE’S A WIZARD THEY’RE PREPARING TO FACE AND THEYRE WARNING US ABOUT HER LIKE BARDS.

ALI IMMEDIATELY LIVING UP TO THE BALLDS SUNG ABOUT HER.

THE FACT THAT ALL OF THEIR MAGIC COMBINED DIDN’T COUNTER HER SPELL

image

Are you americans okay???

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

Subtle foreshadowing.

Everclear can run lawnmower engines.

Everclear can also evaporate from the bottle even when it’s closed after the seal is broken.


Everclear can sterilize most things!

(via cerusee)

menaceanon:

largishcat:

image

starting to suspect that tech bros actually just don’t know what reading is

image

I know I just reblogged this but I think the really important takeaway here is that this techbro is not genuinely asking “how can we improve fanfiction?” What he’s asking is “how can we tap into this massive market?”

I keep thinking about how many of these chat bots are free—for now. And of course they are! It’s a classic marketing technique when you’re trying to get your foot in the door with a novel product: let folks use it, let them get used to it, then start charging for it. You don’t have to look any further than streaming to see a very recent example of how this happens.

And it’s going to happen with AI.

There’s nothing these assholes love more than making money off of other people’s hard work. But you can’t legally charge for fanfic! So how do you get around that? You charge for a chat bot (which you trained on other people’s fanfic). You can’t charge for the content, but you can charge for the thing that produces the content.

AI is theft, and there are a whooooole lot of people gleefully looking to make a buck off of our hard work.

Don’t use AI, don’t feed AI your favorite fic writers’ and artists’ work, don’t read AI fic, don’t engage with it. And if you do, well, I can’t force you to give a shit about other people, but AI is a paywall being built, brick by brick, between you and the things you love. Stop slathering on the mortar.

(via cerusee)

sandmandaddy69:

image

(via elodieunderglass)

splickedylit:

HAPPY HOMESTUCK DAY U WANT FIC? >:U

It’s 4/13 and 4 days ago I finished posting Karkat Vantas vs The Evil Gods, a fic that I’ve been percolating for more than a decade and am very proud of, and which readers so far seem to have quite enjoyed! So this is me enthusiastically doing jazz hands at my baby. HEY THERE MY FRIEND DO YOU LIKE

1. Humanstuck, vigilante/superhero AUs, eldritch gods, possession/exorcism, religious horror, hurt/comfort and drama?! Alternia City as Basically Gotham?!

image
image
image
image

2. Riffs on the Winter Soldier/Turns Out The Guy You Love’s Not Dead But He Came Back Wrong?! People slowly recovering from horrible dehumanization and learning to be people again through the power of many different forms of support and love?! People negotiating messy poly situations?! Pale Gamkar, even, perhaps?!

image
image
image
image

3. Copious shenanigans of Space and Time?! The ever-increasing urge to beat Doc Scratch’s smug little “Hee Hee Hoo Hoo” ass with your bare fists?! Goddessdemonangel in a sundress?!

image
image
image
image
image

3. Ensemble casts whose backstories could sustain multiple spin-off fics each?! And the personnel forms I fabricated and filled out for every single one of them because I’ve lost control of my life?!

image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

WINTERSOLDIERSTUCK WEDNESDAY WSUNDAY BE UPON YE. If you’ve been on the fence please consider checking out my huge and fully-illustrated brainchild (with an eye to the tags and warnings of course) because I had a lot of fun and think it turned out pretty sick! Thank you for attending my TED talk.

maybeasunflower:

traggalicious:

only-cat-memes:

image

Wait this is literally a bomb ass drawing of that one post,,,

This one

image

I love it it’s perfect

My cat can open her jaw wider than I can open mine.

(via cerusee)

dykerightsmp3:

image

easily my favorite viral tweet from recently

(via cerusee)

redlipstickresurrected:

image

Soey Milk aka Soey 우유 (Korean-American, b. 1989, Seoul, South Korea, based Los Angeles, CA, USA) - Untitled, 2016, Paintings: Oil

(Source: soeymilk.com, via rottingcheng)

sugarskunkcrusade:

slytherinzidian:

ineffectualdemon:

Maybe a hot take (probably a warm take at best) but pre-resurrection Wei Wuxian couldn’t love Lan Wangji the way he slowly realises he does post resurrection because he can’t love both Jiang Cheng and Lan Wangji with that intensity at the same time

I think he does still have feelings (that he doesn’t recognise or acknowledge) for Lan Wangji before his death but he can’t focus or acknowledge it because he is giving all he can to Jiang Cheng and because he has convinced himself that Lan Wangji hates him unequivocally and that they can never come together as friends.

And in return post resurrection he has convinced himself that Jiang Cheng hates him unequivocally and that their relationship can never be fixed, and he is giving all he can to Lan Wangji while distancing himself from how he feels about Jiang Cheng

I don’t think he can burn as bright as he does in multiple directions so he decides one avenue is impossible and closes himself off from that. He feels things intensely in general, as much as he tries to pretend he doesn’t, but when he really latches onto a person he can burn himself out

And I think that’s also why he was so erratic towards the end of his first life. He was going ride or die for the Wens but part of the reason he was doing it the way he was is because he was still trying to protect Jiang Cheng

Jiang Cheng btw made some massive fuck ups but he was also so confused by Wei Wuxian during that period and hurt and just didn’t know or understand what was going on. It’s tempting to lay all the fault at his feet but Wei Wuxian was keeping a massive amount of information from him and seemingly rejecting him for no reason and he was young, an orphan now as well, and very alone and very vulnerable

Wei Wuxian had two great loves and he couldn’t love them equally at the same time

(I don’t count Jiang Yanli as one of his loves because tbh he damn near worshiped her as a deity of the home and motherhood)

OP you are onto something for real. That intensity of feeling he can’t split between two people so he just has to choose… and he did feel something for lwj budding pre res, but his intensity about jc outweighed it… then post res it’s exactly as you said as well, the roles were reversed… he’d always thought it would be jc at his side and lwj against him but suddenly, it flipped… he thinks jc now hates him and sticks to lwj instead

but… the same way he had something budding for lwj pre res that was overshadowed by jc….. post res, while jc is overshadowed now by lwj… his feelings for jc aren’t gone either… the extra where he asks ljy about jc and acknowledges that he hadn’t actually asked what he wanted to and didn’t get the answer he wanted either… then he flees to the jingshi to mope and wait for lwj to get back to distract him… well for the discerning reader it says enough about his conflicted feelings for both… while lwj is certainly his main squeeze… he still can’t forget about jc

#i think when when the novelty of “sex as a distraction” passes WWX will be swimming in the other direction #lets face it - LWJ is not a man up to his speed #gusu is a hostile territory #and WWX isn’t made to live a quiet life with a guy who is only vaguely able to have a conversation with you #they will start to see over their infatuation and - what then? #neither had a real relationship in their life - LWJ never even had friends and WWX didn’t have a relationship he didn’t try to escape #once the going got tough #“sorry and thank you” are a CRUCIAL part of an adult relationship and deciding “we don’t need them” is a juvenile dream XD @whumpbby these tags are COOKING

(via rottingcheng)

slytherinzidian:

incarnadinedreams:

This isn’t really new or anything but the more I reread random passages the more convinced I am that there’s something very unique about the way Jiang Cheng reacts to Wen Ning and it’s just so interesting!

I’m convinced it’s more than just being angry. It’s more than just hating him, or blaming him for Jin Zixuan’s death or his sister’s life. It’s more than being a Wen, and it comes long before so many of those tragedies unfold anyway.

There’s a sort of urgent, visceral reaction to Wen Ning’s presence that just has this different feeling to it than how he reacts to any of the other characters. Even characters he has strong emotional responses to, it’s never with the same panic or recklessness. It’s not the same as the whole “vengeful wrath, fathomless hatred, or raving ecstasy” situation he’s got going on with Wei Wuxian (sexy as that might be).

When it’s Wei Wuxian, it’s all “…well, well. So you’re back?” and “Haven’t you got anything to say to me?” Even when he’s not being very nice, even when he’s throwing teacups and furious at Wei Wuxian, there’s still an edge of calmness in the way he lashes out. He’s fucking mad but he’s had more than a decade to think about this and he’s got things to say and he’s trying so hard to get a reaction from Wei Wuxian that he just won’t give him.

But he can’t tolerate having Wen Ning anywhere near him. Much of the time he instantly lashes out, physically, in ways to create space between them. He’s mean to Wen Ning, but he doesn’t really have much to say to him; he just wants to get away from him.

It really stuck out to me how instinctive and instantaneous and emotional that reaction is when I was reading this passage from chapter 81 (ExR translation since I’ve got it on hand in digital text form), when Jin Ling returns Zidian and rushes back into the fray during the Second Siege:

When Jiang Cheng was unaware, he stuffed Zidian’s ring back into his hand and sprinted toward the crowd, all the way up to the most dangerous area before the mouth of the cave. Jiang Cheng was about to chase after him when he managed to slice a few corpses, staggering. He felt that Sandu was no lighter than hundreds of pounds. Two female corpses threw themselves at him from both directions.

Jiang Cheng cursed. As he lifted his sword again, another pair of hands tore the two corpses into pieces, “Sect Leader…”

Jiang Cheng lost his temper as soon as he heard the voice. He kicked Wen Ning away and cursed, “Get the fuck away from me!”

Obviously that is not very nice and poor Wen Ning didn’t deserve a kick for being legitimately helpful there, but the point is that not only does he lash out - the reaction happens even when he’s clearly got higher priorities going on in a chaotic situation. Throughout that entire event he reacts in a somewhat more even-keeled way to almost everything except Wen Ning being in his vicinity.

And it’s not just after Wen Ning’s death, not just after he became Wei Wuxian’s greatest weapon, not just after he was forced to kill Jin Zixuan - it’s specifically a pattern established from the moment he woke up in the Supervisory Office without a core:

Before he could say anything, those sun robes reflected against Jiang Cheng’s eyes. His pupils suddenly shrunk.

Jiang Cheng kicked Wen Ning, toppling over the bowl of medicine. The black liquid all spilled onto Wen Ning. Wei WuXian wanted to take the bowl of medicine. He pulled up Wen Ning as well, who had been shocked speechless. Jiang Cheng roared at him, “What’s wrong with you?!”

At this point he doesn’t even know how he was rescued, since he was unconscious for all of that, and thinks they’re in a Wen trap and likely going to die (or worse). But there’s so many echoes of that interaction again, and again, and again between them.

And combined with Wen Ning’s remarks during the scene just before this, where he tells Wei Wuxian about the discipline whip injuries and how Jiang Cheng ‘should have other injuries as well’, the way the narrative is so deliberately ambiguous on what exactly occurred, it all makes me want to crawl up the walls and gnaw on the light fixtures wailing WHAT DID YOU SEE, WEN NING?! WHAT DID YOU SEE?

At a minimum, Jiang Cheng knows that Wen Ning was there at Lotus Pier prior to his capture by the Wen guards, because they’d both seen Wen Ning examining Jiang corpses on the training field before they fled for Meishan.

But everything after that is only implication and subtext and suppositions and speculation, not directly stated in the text. But based on his reaction, you can pry my headcanon from my cold dead hands that that Wen Ning probably witnessed all or much of what happened to Jiang Cheng after he was captured, and Jiang Cheng knows it.

I’ve also posted before how I think there’s an at least nonzero chance that Jiang Cheng was never directly told that Wen Ning wasn’t actually there with Wen Chao when they saw him early on, but came later to try to help (because when Wen Ning gives Wei Wuxian that information Jiang Cheng isn’t conscious, and nobody tells Jiang Cheng anything. I don’t think that headcanon changes much either way, but there is a slight difference, at least emotionally, between 'I helped you while I was there to slaughter your clan and destroy your life’ and 'I came when I heard my crazy cousin was slaughtering your clan and tried to help you’ and I think it’s a juicy thing to add to the pile of misunderstandings they each have of the other’s motivations and actions).

Which, if I go with these two ideas together, really drives home what a bespoke and specific nightmare the way the Golden Core reveal played out - not only the substance of the reveal, but the fact it was Wen Ning who revealed it.

He was already furious that they were even there at Lotus Pier, particularly Wen Ning. But the way it all happens it feels like it’s not just echoes of the amplified emotions of the confrontation with Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian in the Ancestral Hall, it’s not just Wen Ning being a Wen, or even Jin Zixuan’s death, the way the narration calls out. It feels like there are deeper layers to it.

I also feel a bit stupid for not noticing before this probably extremely obvious to literally everyone else who isn’t a dumbass like me parallel of Wen Ning getting a gruesome scorching whip mark across his chest at Lotus Pier in the course of saving Wei Wuxian (more or less, sort of - we know as readers Jiang Cheng was intentionally trying not to hurt them with Zidian, but I don’t think Wen Ning knew that when he jumped in).

Jiang Cheng looked to find that the uninvited guest was Wen Ning. Immediately, he raged, “Who let you inside Lotus Pier?! How dare you!”

He could manage to tolerate others, but definitely not Wen Ning, the Wen-dog who put his hand through Jin ZiXuan’s heart and ended both his sister’s happiness and her life. Just a look, and he felt the urge to kill him right there. How dare he step foot on the earth of Lotus Pier—he really was looking for his death!

Because of the two lives and many other reasons, Wen Ning had always felt guilty, and so he’d always been somewhat scared of Jiang Cheng, consciously avoiding him all the time. Right now, however, he blocked Wei WuXian and Lan WangJi as he faced him, taking the hard lash. A gruesome scorch climbed across his chest, but still he didn’t flinch.

I don’t know that it actually means anything but it’s making me FEEL THINGS incoherently at this specific moment, so. Also I find it legitimately sad that Wen Ning has to live with guilt over things that happened when he was controlled by someone else, though the scene before the Ancestral Hall when Jin Ling starts crying on the boat is probably a better example of that. Anyway.

It’s just there’s so, so many layers to how uniquely horrible it is for Jiang Cheng that he not only finds out about the Golden Core transfer this way, but also that Wen Ning, specifically, directly witnessed this life-shatteringly huge deception and sacrifice too - while Jiang Cheng was unconscious, no less.

And, well, we know how everything got capped off in that scene…

Obviously the shock of the information was going to get a huge reaction no matter what, no matter who or how he found out. Even without the Wen Ning element, it already hits every one of his deepest weaknesses and insecurities and fears.

But to come from the guy who’d witnessed his family being slaughtered, who’d witnessed who-knows-what humiliations heaped on him (who also happens to be the same fucking guy that Wei Wuxian thought it was worth leaving Yunmeng Jiang for, breaking his promise for…), the guy he blames for his sister’s tragic fate (whether that blame is misplaced or not), the guy he exhibits a panic response towards even decades later, and goddamn.

There are just so many layers to this perfect little nightmare reveal on so many different levels aren’t there?

There’s just SO much meaty stuff for these two to dig into post-canon and all we get is an extra with a 'oh yeah sometimes Jiang Cheng yells on night hunts and Wen Ning is there’ about it?!

I should probably just shut up and go read some Jiang Cheng and Wen Ning focused fics or something (whether romantic or platonic that’s probably an area I really haven’t explored enough vs. the amount of sheer interesting hints and material the novel gives to work with! If by some miracle anyone made it to the end of this beast feel free to drop any recs that explore them, especially that 'what did Wen Ning see?!’ aspect of the whole situation because that is the current little brain worm haunting me right now).

I’ve also posted before how I think there’s an at least nonzero chance that Jiang Cheng was never directly told that Wen Ning wasn’t actually there with Wen Chao when they saw him early on, but came later to try to help (because when Wen Ning gives Wei Wuxian that information Jiang Cheng isn’t conscious, and nobody tells Jiang Cheng anything. I don’t think that headcanon changes much either way, but there is a slight difference, at least emotionally, between 'I helped you while I was there to slaughter your clan and destroy your life’ and 'I came when I heard my crazy cousin was slaughtering your clan and tried to help you’ and I think it’s a juicy thing to add to the pile of misunderstandings they each have of the other’s motivations and actions).

You’re so right about this

Nobody does tell Jiang Cheng anything and there’s no way he could have known why Wen Ning was really at Lotus Pier. He also wasn’t conscious for most of the 'saving’ Wen Ning was doing and gets knocked out immediately after awakening and having a panic attack at the sight of a Wen. He then gets transported to a little shack or something where he and wwx are together for about 2 weeks before wwx announces the bssr idea to him, and during that time he’s severely injured and out of it, not interacting much with the Wens who 'helped’ them because they’re being hidden as they can’t be caught there.

So his impression of Wen Ning is definitely going to be complicated. There are other issues of course, lots that I can say to add to this, but I don’t have the energy to go into it. T-T

(via rottingcheng)

timequangle:

every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

image
image
image
image

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

(via rottingcheng)