*skis up to my posistion with my rifle sking behind me on a leash*
*blows your fucking head off with 20mil*
*skis away with my rifle*
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"damn I'm crying over an insect" "why am I having such strong feelings over how the sky looks" "it's weird how happy this small thing made me feel" THAT'S BECAUSE YOU LIVE HERE!!!! you live on this earth. everything all the time is an experience, no matter how common or mundane. this world is unique. so are its small moments. it is good to enjoy a tiny thing. you love the world even at its smallest scale.
String identified: "a ' cg a ct" " a ag c tg g t " "t' a t a tg a " TAT' CA !!!! t at. tg a t t a c, att c a. t . a t a t. t g t a t tg. t at t at ca.
Closest match: Peromyscus eremicus genome assembly, chromosome: 183 Common name: Cactus Mouse
Wounderfull mouse
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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.
going to be saying this periodically forever now
PHRASE ADDED!
- "woah mama im on the scary planet"
what if I just @elvis-official hello :)
Woah mama I'm on the scary planet
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Feels like they’re putting less meat in the hot pockets these days
only one way to fix this
By seizing the means of production so the rich can stop producing smaller amounts for higher prices?
why didn't you say this before i buirnd my bits
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Going to a seder at a family friend's place tonight and I have been informed multiple times that someone there has changed her name to Stephanie, but because it seems nobody wants to deadname her, nobody has specified who Stephanie is. So I guess I'm just going to get a surprise Stephanie when I arrive.
I am among the first people to arrive which means I get to play a fun process of elimination game. It is not the family's youngest child so I think that leaves two more. Unless Stephanie is an aunt or a niece or something.
Have learned that Stephanie is the eldest child. Which is very convenient for me because she is the one family member whose name I could not remember anyway.
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'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans
C. elegans belongs to Sacoglossa, not Nudibranchia, making them sacoglossan sea slugs instead of ‘true’ sea slugs.
No nudibranchs detected :(
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me getting five notes from my regular mutuals on any given post
