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bad news, euclid fans! i just disproved his assertation that parallel lines don't intersect for their entire infinite length. i walked along them for approximately 8.6 x 10⁸ km and you know what i found? that's right, a tangle.

they don't touch for the rest of their infinite length though, i did check. in both directions.

i'm sorry that's my fault i was walking along that stretch earlier and accidentally tripped and tangled them up and i couldn't get them untangled and i thought no one would notice i'm so sorry

Samurai about to kill a pregnant woman. There's a glint of light and his sword slashes faster than the eye can see. Suddenly the woman isn't pregnant anymore, but the samurai is.

Davrin's like, "I carve figures of monsters out of wood to study their weak points, so I can kill them better," and you look at his work and there are just so many nugs.

I wanna see some titties

MALE PRESENTING!!

STAR TREK: VOYAGER (1995–2001)

*preorders*

Jacek Yerka, Eruption 

www.artsytoad.tumblr.com

i like tumblr because occasionally i’ll be recommended a 12 year old post that depicts something so absolutely my shit that it makes me believe in art again

What does hate fuck mean ?

when hate someone so much you fuck them

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

Walter White plays Mario Kart

I hate having banger fanfic ideas. What do you expect me to do? Write them down????????????

medieval knight raising the visor on his helm just so you can see him rolling his eyes

please please please please reblog if you’re a writer and have at some point felt like your writing is getting worse. I need to know if I’m the only one who’s struggling with these thoughts

My NSFW Catgirls zine.

I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done

Yeah that’s good but check out the original OCG art:

Me checking my inbox on tumblr dot com

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

fortunately you can cool, loud, and weird your way into closeness

get down there and suck me dry solider