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Itty bitty boi
not a request, but have you seen those videos of wringing ferrets out after a bath? i like to compare them with kunikida fetching dazai out of a river for the nth time that week
(this was mostly in response to this https://www.tumblr.com/candiedfright/748648952694472704/black-void-cat-dazai-or-brown-wet-pathetic-cat?source=share )
he just wants some fresh food okay
I'm honestly loosing brancells
Can't go wrong with burgerzai. Old art upload, I still cherish this one everyday
Okay, so Chuuya needs reading glasses but he decided to switch to contacts sometime after SB and usually only uses his glasses at home. Which is fine and works out great.
Except Chuuya needed to wear the vampire contacts at Meursault. And he didn’t bring glasses with him out of habit. He can’t read anything.
The red contacts already made it hard to see in general but he can’t read anything while wearing them (the only consolation he had was that he also couldn’t see Fyodor’s smug face when he thought he controlled him). Then afterward he’s shoving his face close to his phone and squinting to try to see if he’s gotten any news about Yokohama while trying to also text anyone he can to speed up their extraction.
Dazai, trying to hack computers to contact Ango: You know you can make the print bigger so it’s easier to read, right?
Chuuya, also a total grandpa when it comes to phones: I can what?
cat!zai being the cat that's a menace, but at the same time he's clingy and refuses to leave Chuuya alone so much that he hops into one of Chuuya's coat pockets and gets to tag along when Chuuya goes to the pm headquarters
Chuuya doesn't realize Dazai's been with him the whole time because he never noticed the extra weight in his coat until Chuuya's in a meeting, he has his coat hanging over his chair, and Dazai's head slowly pops out of it to look around. Dazai gets lured out by the smell of baked goods, but the meeting's interrupted when Mori turns to look at Chuuya, confused
Mori: "Is that a...cat? I didn't know you were bringing a guest with you, today."
And Mori gestures to Dazai, who's nearly made his way onto the table with a paw out to Chuuya's plate that has a pastry on it, and it startles Chuuya for a moment
But the meeting's important, so Chuuya's forced to hold Dazai in his lap and give him pets occasionally to keep him from getting antsy, but Dazai eventually calms down and curls up
Meow
I’m bored as hell, and in an rp mood. Does anyone wanna do a BSD rp with me? In a trans masc Chūya x Dazai mood, but can be anything, really. I’m just bored lol
I’m fine with mature or not, don’t worry, I’m over the legal age for my country. Which is scary for me, actually. I don’t feel my age 😭
What happened to the time??
This turned from "hey, let's chat!" To "what is the meaning of life?"
submitted by @lessthanpog
Propaganda: “everyone is torturing him all the time. he is permanently inside the torment nexus. please god give this bitch a break”
Bruh
new art program doodles!!!!
where is any higher quality version of this image
can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels
now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance