minecraft community likes the movie way too much. sure it’s a fun experience and it looks funny a little but its such slop. you guys telling them you’re okay with that is going to pave the way for wayyy more nostalgiabait shitass movies than even disney could dream up
also from what i’ve heard the female characters were all sidelined and Dawn basically just existed to be the funny generic black reaction character who goes “What the hell?” every time anything happens
i feel like you absolute dunces just saw the technoblade pig and fucking garret x steve fanart and decided the movie was actually good. It sucks and you are letting them think otherwise and i’m mad about it
Everyone keeps talking about “the writer’s barely disguised fetish”. But I still haven’t heard about “the writer’s barely disguised huge ass pet peeve”
thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we’ve got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles
we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)
Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.
im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction
this callout is completely deserved
I love old union songs because it’s like this fucking asshole was a scab so we fucking threw him in the river and he broke his spine and when he went to heaven he was scabbing on the angels so they fired him down to heaven and the devil was like you have to work in hell for being a dirty scab
I’m not joking, this is an actual song
The modern Union could never make a song this good
had a dream that someone suggested the best gender neutral form of address would be Mþ (pronounced Myth) and i immediately said “mith me with that gay shit HEYOOO” and woke up at 4:30am hanging sideways off of my bed
people with tooth decay aren’t bad people. they aren’t lazy either. neither are they unclean or irresponsible. tooth decay doesn’t make you a bad person. you don’t deserve mockery, judgement, or tooth pain for having any. the only thing people with tooth decay deserve is healthcare.
Emergency!!
Bashaer’s @bshaeromars-blog father Abdullah has been diagnosed with liver hypertrophy! He has 3 large, growing masses on his liver that need to be removed IMMEDIATELY! His condition is advanced, and he urgently needs an operation to keep it from getting worse! He is already very very sick!
The operation costs $4,000 USD. Please share his household’s campaign and donate if you can!! He does not have much time left, and surgery is his only hope for survival!!
Edit: GFM continues to impede mutual aid for Abdullah’s family. Please use the Chuffed link to send support going forward, as we do not know if or for how long the GFM will remain usable.
Alternate link to GFM:
🚨ALERT!!!🚨
Abdullah still needs $1,000 USD for his surgery!
That is still a lot of money, but we are getting close! We’ve made it 75% of the way, that means only 25% to go! We can do it! We can help save Abdullah’s life!!
GFM is no longer viable, so we ask that all mutual aid be sent via Chuffed, which is practically identical to GFM in function, layout, and safety for donors. Our new temporary goal is for Chuffed, where we have so far raised $552.
New temporary goal: $1,552 USD
Need to raise: $1,000 USD
UPDATE
Currently on Chuffed: $667
Temporary goal: $1,552
Need to raise: $885
Please share! Abdullah remains in critical condition, and progress on the campaign is slow. It is a miracle that Abdullah has survived as long as he has, and as grateful as we are for that, we can’t count on miracles. Please help this family save their beloved father and grandfather!
We are currently at $1,072 USD! The last donation was made 7 days ago! Let’s change this ASAP! Please donate and share. There is $480 left to reach the short-term goal!
Fucking wild to be teaching about Rosa Parks at the same time as a trans woman in Florida does an act of civil disobedience to use a women’s restroom in the state capitol
As far as I know, she is the first woman arrested bc of this law. The law requires that the trans person be warned to leave the bathroom by a state official, and then if they stay they are guilty of trespassing after a warning.
So like, me, my gf, others just piss and nobody asks or tells, but this young woman sent a statement about the law to over 100 FL lawmakers so they would know she was coming, the cops were ready for her, she brought a reporter and went in anyway and spent the night in a men’s jail. She is out on bail, and is hoping this will inspire change of the law. But if found guilty, and the law is upheld as constitutional, then she could spend up to 60 days in a mens county jail.
Seriously, this is extremely Rosa Parks coded. Good looking, religious college girl. It’s the whole playbook. She also added this selfie.
I support her and hope this goes as well as it can.
Shoutout to trans women for being the only ones to do something actually politically radical with the recent trend of girlcore catholicism