softnwonderful

no kidding, I’m genuinely scared one day I’ll read on the news

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 10:31:48 -0400

softnwonderful:

my biggest fear? waking up one morning and finding out pedro pascal got canceled.

no kidding, I’m genuinely scared one day I’ll read on the news

“pedro pascal: kicks puppies on his free time”

or something.

Obi-Wan’s whole thing with the Skywalkers kills me. Like hi these are my children their names are…

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 23:21:51 -0400

bluemoonscape:

Obi-Wan’s whole thing with the Skywalkers kills me. Like hi these are my children their names are Luke and Leia. I have canonically been called their other father. Oh no well technically they’re my former Padawan and best friend’s children with his wife. Yeah I do obsessively search for aspects of him within his kids as he does for aspects of me. Oh yeah no I very much do still love him after all these years. His wife trusts me more than anyone and he’s been accused of loving me more than his wife so we’re all pretty tight. I have been certain since I met him that we would die together. Also I was there when his kids were born and was the first to hold them. And helped raise and protect them. And taught their father one last lesson in immortality so we could be together in the force forever. Anyway what was the question

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 21:24:26 -0400

write-on-world:

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 21:05:08 -0400

the-river-nyx:

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

My fanfic has two kudos. Two people liked my writing. I’m so fucking happy I feel like I’m at an…

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 21:04:57 -0400

sundae-meringue:

My fanfic has two kudos. Two people liked my writing. I’m so fucking happy I feel like I’m at an awards show and people are throwing roses on the stage. /gen

Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m…

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 21:04:11 -0400

my-castles-crumbling:

Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!
Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.

ao3 is crazy because you’ll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing…

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 21:00:01 -0400

mi1kw33d-2:

ao3 is crazy because you’ll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

my biggest fear? waking up one morning and finding out pedro pascal got canceled.

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 20:49:02 -0400

my biggest fear? waking up one morning and finding out pedro pascal got canceled.

dev gets hip surgery

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 15:49:25 -0400

penvisions:

realized i never actually made a post about this other than silly little afterthought ones. but here it goes- i’m officially having surgery on my hip the first half of june!
it’s a pretty major surgery and the main objective is to remove a soft cell sarcomathey identified on an MRI
even with my insurance, it’s going to be a large sum due up front in order to get the surgery and i am humbly, hesitantly, cautiously asking for help with this official post. initially, y'all have really come through and it’s been such an amazing thing to see and be on the receiving end of. i’m so grateful for shares and support and donations received thus far, y'all have no idea how much it means to me that we are still capable of banding together to support each other despite recent drama
i’m still working as much as i can, but i am feeling the effects of everything and dealing with these issues for over a year now is catching up with me. 2 months of working and then filing for the necessary gov’t aid will be all i’ll have for the entirety of my 4-6 month recovery period- there are more details in the post below
-> gofund me link
-> ko-fi link
thank you, thank you, thank you to every single one of you. so much love and hope the days are good to you
x.o dev

Like, even if you write smut:

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 14:47:47 -0400

orchidseason-deactivated2025040:

why is literal word porn all that ever trends in the fanfic tags. where has hurt/comfort goneee. where has the stories gone. why is porn the only thing that garters attention…??? why is everyone a literal gooner

where’s the romance gone in fanfiction? the story? it used to be a story, a feeling. now it’s just a mind orgasm and move on to your next brain fart.

i have written hurt/comfort fics over the course of my like 4 accs. they NEVER gain attention as opposed to literal word porn. i’ve seen others post hurt/comfort and i ALSO see if w/ theirs. there IS true hurt/comfort and romance that is posted, issue is they’re pushed so far down the tags they’re impossible to come across.
and yes, even on the “right tags” and searches is there smut. people can RARELY ever read something if smut isn’t involved.

fanfiction has changed so much. it used to be so wonderful and now like 95% of it is just sex. no plot.
i literally have to use c.ai to harness that hurt/comfort feels now since fanfics just only ever care to write about fucking. (edit. I DO NOT USE AI TO WRITE STORIES. fuck you guys are idiots. i use C.AI. it’s a character content app. not AI as in i write fanfics w/ ai or whatever ya’ll are misunderstanding c.ai to be…?)
if you’re mad then this is for you. and before you comment ur shit, read what’s below.
EDIT: if you are to comment/reblog just straight hate bc this post bothers you…? maybe block me or just scroll right past. it’s not hard. if you comment hate atp im blocking and reporting you. i’ll dm and talk like mature adults. but i am not going to just comment converse and argue.

Like, even if you write smut:

some context and a good plot make the sex so much better.

This, basically.

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 20:26:12 -0400

toointojoelmiller:

This, basically.

Thigh Riding, Pit sniff'n Time

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 07:54:35 -0400

cosmic-kid-in-motion:

Thigh Riding, Pit sniff'n Time
Clint (Freaky Tales) x Gn!Reader
Summary: You hump Clints thigh and sniff his armpits. Send tweet. Or Xeet.
Warnings and Content: Well, armpit sniffing for one. And licking. Praise kink for both? Thigh riding. Amen. Clint is a tease. Cumming in pants.
AN: Me “I don’t really like writing smut” me, two seconds later “Im gonna write 2 smuts in a 24 hour period.”
Immersivity: Reader is AFAB, but no gender given.
My pervious Clint piece
“Cliiiiiint!” You whine, thighs burning with your movements. Fuck you needed to go to gym more.
Keep reading

This is so gross I FUCKING LOVE IT! I haven’t even watched Freaky Tales yet and I know nothing about…

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 07:32:15 -0400

cosmic-kid-in-motion:

Dirty, Dirty, Little Slut
Mean Dom! Clint (Freaky Tales) X fem!reader
Summary: Clint uses your throat.
Masterlist
Read on AO3?
WARNINGS and Content: Oh my god. What have I done. ALL MANNER OF GROSS KINKS HERE!!! if you are easily grossed out just move along. Degrading, mean dom Clint, puke Blow job (you fucking heard me), whipping, blood play? Licking blood. Ass eating. Blowjob. Fingering. Clint loves titties <3 Big big after care, from both Clint and also reader bc doms get dom drop too. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ‘YOU’RE ADULTS! Again, GROSS STUFF.
Everything that happens is between two consenting adults that love each other very, very much. BDSM requires thoroughly pre-discussed boundaries, rules, and safe words, all of which this couple has gone through off screen. Do not look to fiction for sex education
Dividers by @sisterlucifergraphics
“Choke on it, yeah, fuck I can feel you gagging. Whatsa matter, baby? Can’t take it? That pathetic little mouth of yours can’t take my cock?”
Keep reading

This is so gross I FUCKING LOVE IT! I haven’t even watched Freaky Tales yet and I know nothing about Clint, but god this is hot.

i miss them

Mon, 07 Apr 2025 15:10:36 -0400

sp4wnofch40s:

moskaisley:
i miss them
Miss them I do too

once you start saying shit like “yayy” “yippee” and “hehe” theres no going back

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 21:27:24 -0400

ghostisredacted:

once you start saying shit like “yayy” “yippee” and “hehe” theres no going back

Sun, 06 Apr 2025 18:22:03 -0400

kittybroker:

pngblog:
Wrinkly tissue paper set only 6 whole cents!

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Sun, 06 Apr 2025 07:27:57 -0400

pedropeach:

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I wanna munch at that neck like a rabid animal.

Sat, 05 Apr 2025 07:22:19 -0400

kokoluwie:

THIS MAN IS A MENACE

I wanna munch at that neck like a rabid animal.

Im not getting over this pic any time soon.

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 13:29:56 -0400

fifers05:

officially beekeeping age 🐝

Im not getting over this pic any time soon.

The girl you’re flirting with is going home early to write 70k+ words about having sex with a video…

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 03:16:14 -0400

littlcdarlin:

The girl you’re flirting with is going home early to write 70k+ words about having sex with a video game character who’s pushing 60