Beyblade heavyweight division
Third base is getting stabbed in the stomach and slumping forward with your chin on their shoulder and blood dripping from your mouth
Anonymous sent:
you have been on tumblr for like 12 years why
hoyt-schermerhorn replied:
the earth doesmt want me
Conflicting Thoughts: Henry Daubrez
it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living
Person with migraine aura today: Ow ow ow my head hurts and all I can see is TV static :(
Nineteenth century doctors describing migraine aura with the manic horror of a lovecraftian horror protagonist:
At first it looked just like the spot which you see after having looked at the sun or some bright object; I thought it might be an eyelash in the way, or something of that sort, but I was soon undeceived when it began to increase…
When it was in its height it seemed like a fortified town with bastions all round it, these bastions being coloured most gorgeously... All the interior of the fortification, so to speak, was boiling and rolling about in a most wonderful manner as if it was some thick liquid all alive. (Hubert Airy, 1856)
i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
it's called the Switch 2 because you Switch 2 a cheaper hobby
ALTMy train was late. AGAIN.
