Best batman drawing ever I think

absolutely RUINING his street cred

I know a bunch of people are into this as a kink thing, but as a person who is really into survivalism, this is so cool.

Strap them on like backpack

10 Things I Hate About You

Jason "Jay" Todd

What if Dick payed Roy to take Jason out and keep him happy enough that he would be more willing to come around to the family. He hacked in and got Roy into Jay's classes at Gotham U and his usual schedule so that they would start running into each other more. What if he told Roy not to mention anything about them ever being friends because that would just piss of Jason more so Roy agrees he needs the money anyway and what could go wrong from taking Dick's brother out for a while really?

So Roy joins Jason's classes, Creative Writing, Literary History, and Comp. Enough that they were together often but not enough that it was odd. He sat next to him in class and started conversations started taking him to coffee for study dates and to get help with some of his work.

He took him out to dinner and to the museum. He took him to the farmers market and went to volunteer at youth shelters to help kids with homework and the like.

When Jason decides to bring Roy to one of the Wayne Charity Galas, Roy is hesitant but agrees with a smile before he kisses Jason goodbye and texts Dick that they need to talk. He wants to end the arrangement. He doesn't know how to tell his friend that he fell for his little brother but he just knows that he can't continue with this relationship if he's getting paid he says he'll give the money back at the Gala.

Fast forward to the night of the gala and Dick pulls Roy into the hall to talk away from the party.

Dick: I don't understand you did what I paid you to do you made Jason happy you brought him home he came to a Gala of his own volition! you earned this

Roy: No listen I can't do it just take the money please I don't want it...

Jason looking for his brother and date stops dead in his tracks: You paid him to date me?...

Roy: Jason wait you don't unders-

Jason: Save it. I'm leaving lose my number.

Roy shoots Dick one last panicked look: Jaybird please I can explain.

Dick watches with pale eyes as Roy chases after Jason who has obviously started crying as he storms out of the gala.

Roy: Jaybird, baby please just listen to me for one second!

Jason turns on him with a snarl: You don't get to call me that anymore! I don't want to listen to a word you fucking say! I should have known! I'm so stupid to think anyone could ever care about me like you did! Just stay away from me.

Roy is left standing like an idiot as Jason drives off and he wonders how he's going to face Jason in class after this...

ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

Your death will be quick and pineless

My life is now better with this pun in it.

Absurd Item: Pinecone Death Ray, which inflicts a pineless death.

if anything this would appear to inflict a very pineful death

perfect new meme template just dropped

example usage

wait I'm not done

"The French are horny" <- quote my animation teacher

I wondered for years why I was so drawn to French animation and French animators, and apparently it's because I, like the French, am horny.

Though Western animation tends to follow the same production pipeline, you obviously have a huge cultural difference between French and American animators and how they animate expressions. American animation uses facial expressions as the main way of conveying emotion. Expression in French animation weighs more on body language, specifically the shoulders, followed by facial expressions. A character in French animation will generally move their body before or with the emotion they're expressing. It's cool to see in practice.

But also yeah horny.

Every Kiss: #56 | 1.24 The Twizzle  

And I OOOp-

Silly boyfriend

if talia says "you've gained the mark" in reference to the tattoo covering jason's right shoulder/bicep, imma be real sad bc i thought it was him and roy having matching tats together 😢😢😢

no, jason's tattoo doesn't really match any of roy's upon further inspection, but i thought it could just be bc they wanted different designs while still getting tats together

if the tattoo is only bc the lazarus pit left a "mark" on jason:

bi-curious boys in bisexual lighting

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"Have you heard the news that you're d e a d?"

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Commission was done by @pandora-box-of-mind

While Roy would argue that the leaky faucet in their apartment adds to its ramshackle, rustic charm, Jason doesn't share the sentiment. The persistent dripping is white noise to Roy, but for Jason it's an irritant. It's a reminder of home and a childhood Jason would rather forget - a too small apartment that was rundown and falling apart, all stained surfaces and broken fixtures because no one cared to take care of anything. Jason doesn't want to live like that again. It's why Jason does so much to keep the place up despite Roy's absence because it's not just a safe house - it's their home.

Which is why when Roy comes home and is greeted with that steady drip, he grimaces. The leaky faucet is something Roy promised to fix months ago and promptly forgets about between so many other responsibilities, but he resolves himself in that moment: today is the day.

Identity Porn AOB scenario in which alpha Roy and omega Jason work together but they don't know each other's real ID.

Jason has a massive crush on Arsenal but there's no way he's outing himself as an omega to anyone from the cape community. He'd rather pine. Meanwhile Roy is VERY bisexual and crushing hard on Red Hood... but he doesn't want to jeopardize their relationship with a one night stand, and he's not getting serious with anyone he's not sure he could introduce to his baby girl.

So, they both repress their feelings. They bury them deep deep into the dark recesses of their minds and stick to friendship.

...Then a hot single alpha dad moves into the flat next door to Jason's.

The five minutes that Jason thought Roy was dead were the worst of either of his two lives.

Or: Roy, who does not die on their mission (but does blow up a building) seizes on the opportunity to put Jason out of his misery and act on both their feelings.

Royjay