fleshdyke:

hieronymus-botch:

fleshdyke:

the-text-party:

fleshdyke:

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling “Canada gay sex pay toilets” just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

thats because i lied about this

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nick-nonya:

fatsexybitch:

felixfeliccis:

felixfeliccis:

Preach I guess

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

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punkryuki:

punkitt-is-here:

this duck LOVES pink drink

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lost-wandering-historian:

shieldfoss:

kaijuno:

🌊

#oh thats what he meant by wine-dark sea

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finnglas:

coffee-or-hot-cocoa:

thetatteredveil:

shymagnolia:

shymagnolia:

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

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bane-of-technology:

polymoth:

The thing they don’t tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

(via ajtheslayer)

duckdotcom:

tooies:

amazoogle:

tooies:

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

hi, frequent flyer here. they’ll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

i don’t have a vascular system this is the best i can do

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so-i-did-this-thing:

lurkiestvoid:

cytherean-sunset:

b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

b0nkcreat:

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

Finally, I can stop thinking about Sherlock when I plug in my phone charger.

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bestest-goblin:

rapidashrider:

poorghost:

utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat:

guerrillatech:

no one follows the trees warning

You know the parable about how the foolish man built his house upon sand and the wise man built his house upon rock and it’s always about having a sturdy foundation well there is also the fact of location which is that the sand probably used to be rock except it’s been eroded to sediment because it’s a FUCKING FLOODPLAIN

I feel like a dumbass, but @rapidashmascot just revolutionised my understanding of that parable.

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tumbwr:

the-greentext-guy:

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