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if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

:(

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

directly to the forehead

Great post guys

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Closest match: Barbus barbus genome assembly, chromosome: 1 Common name: Common Barbel

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@fish-identifier

my bear-man in christ i have already identified it

We can’t be certain until @fish-identifier calls it

Sometimes Worf looks ashy (specifically TNG) because of the bad makeup matching and frankly what was the reason??? It insults me. Klingons would loooove the sheen of battle therefore they are moisturizing.

They have the equivalent of homemade shea cocoa body butter ready to go in their war equipment bags.

Worf has a twelve step skin care ritual and an altar by his bat'leth for his vaseline. His lips are never cracked.

Worf is a lot of things, but ashy and unmoisturized? No ma'am. Get it together star trek make up department.

girl are you my phaser? because you’re set to stunnin’

So apparently William the Conqueror had a half brother named Odo who was at one point his second in command, and just sayin, there’s no way O’Brien and Bashir didn’t try to convince the Constable to play him in a Battle of Hastings holoprogram at least once.

You'd think Odo and Seven of nine would like each other because theyre both so dedicated to order. However their differing concepts of order may put them at odds: Seven believes in science and unifying order where as Odo is much more hierarchical. The way Odo often adhères to authoritarianism would defs put him at odds with seven who hates authority and does not follow orders if she disagrees with them.

me on days when i’m in the lab doing gruesome medical experiments on human subjects

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

Nothing quite like seeing this on my dash on both April 10th and October 4th

Takes place post enigma tales. My little fix-it headcanon 😩 There’s no way Julian’s never regaining higher brain function and some mobility, NOT ON MY WATCH 🥹 Guest starring everyone’s favorite skinny legend old lizard doctor, Kelas Parmak (and his unnamed but very dedicated apprentice) 💕

kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce

[gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?

I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…

The Pomegranate, Cherry Jeffs 2020

WAIT SHES SERViNG QUUUUUUUNTTTTT

38 years until first contact!!

odo cute outfit came to me in vision will not elaborate

Zipper

Wedding Waltz commission :-)

Special thanks to @squimp who helped me SO much with designing Garak’s outfit!!!

Jim and Spock got hit with the hot girl ray! Oh my!

How will the strapping young Captain and the cool and unflappable Mr Spock react to this development?! ~After a time of unpacking some gender baggage~ gay sex!