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When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please…

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 10:50:31 -0500

sandersstudies:
sandersstudies:
When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.
Me, literally a performing arts teacher who teaches them how to be confident and loud: guys wait I’m really shy 🥺 guys be niceys to me 🥺 I’m just a little guy 🥺
My students???? Every time????: woah guys shutup she’s literally shy
Why did we ever start yelling at kids when we could just let them be part of a bit, which is a kid’s favorite thing?

Sound on

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 10:22:51 -0500

everythingfox:

Sound on

Today’s Seal Is: Some Kind Of Wuppy

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 09:54:25 -0500

sealsdaily:

Today’s Seal Is: Some Kind Of Wuppy

Today’s Seal Is: Some Kind Of Wuppy

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 09:26:36 -0500

sealsdaily:

Today’s Seal Is: Some Kind Of Wuppy

guys i have to get this out or im gonna explode. in my life drawing class we are making our own…

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 08:58:34 -0500

maskt:

maskt:
guys i have to get this out or im gonna explode. in my life drawing class we are making our own series and mine is about lobster people, and the whole point of my project is to turn my class into furries–and its working. people relate to my lobsters…someone said they feel like their emotional reality was portrayed truthfully through these lobsters, these kind of ridiculous and funny but so painfully out of place and grotesque figures that you cant help but see yourself in if youve ever experienced being the “weird one”. they dont know my secret plan but i am winning.
^this was my piece from last critique and it was received really well. people were like, “hey, thats how i feel.”
here’s the first piece, inspired by that cathartic scene in I Saw the TV Glow (if you’re trans or a furry, or unsure about either of those, you must watch it).
if you saw what was inside of you, in your perception a ridiculous and unexplainable and forbidden version of yourself–would you allow it to breathe? would you take it seriously?
lobsters live for a ridiculously long time in the wild (average 45-50 years). they molt their exoskeletons several times throughout their lives and the process is extremely physically demanding, in fact, it is the most common way for a lobster to die. imagine physically trying to turn yourself inside out and exposing your fleshy, soft and vulnerable insides at the bottom of the ocean. a lot of times they lose their claws during this process, abandoning the part of their body meant to protect them, obeying the natural mechanisms to allow a rebirth and transformation.
people don’t take furry art seriously. it’s cringe, it’s bad, it’s unserious. it exists to be mocked & laughed at. with my pieces i am forcing them to take it seriously. i don’t leave room for these lobsters to be perceived as a joke. lobsters are a fundamentally un-furry animal, they are insect-like and aren’t cute or cool, and that is precisely why i chose them–i wanted to approach them as an outsider, and understand how it is that i’ve come to grow so attached to an animal that, before this project, i at best thought of as, well, a joke.
being misunderstood is such a deep fear i have. my identity as a furry artist is so commonly treated as an unfortunate choice i made, something that hides my artistic knowledge. a misplaced joke spoken out of turn in a conversation, i’m the kid at the adult table of “real artists.” but if i can grab those people, and make them see it as valuable, see that they’re allowed to enjoy this and view themselves as something “uncool”, something not normal, something closer to what is really inside of them- that’s all i want. furry artists are doing something so big and impossibly beautiful that i can’t let it go unseen.

We all need a cat to flop on us

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 08:28:25 -0500

everythingfox:

We all need a cat to flop on us

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you’re like…

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 08:01:57 -0500

autismking:

leebrontide:
rabidogbite:
bogleech:
ankle-beez:
ankle-beez:
adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you’re like “oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful” but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don’t even notice it and its just. part of the world’s vernacular. I can’t think of any other show that’s done in-universe slang like this
Finn: oh man the frappin dude just ginked up and went flipoo over the junkin fence
Me, 3 seasons into this show: wow he really did huh
It’s true but it’s also funnier knowing the storyboarders were usually just making Finn say fuck
this is math
i have spent years rewatching all 10 seasons and recording every expletive i hear in adventure time:

they’re at it again

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 07:32:34 -0500

chilewithcarnage:

evilponds:
they’re at it again

Facts about your body after you turn 25, AKA things I wish someone had told me:

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 07:07:45 -0500

twofingerswhiskey:

techmomma:
you will get hair in fun new places. this is normal and fine.
these places include (but are not limited to) if you don’t already have them: your asscrack, your back, your ears, and moles. it’s fine.
some of you, dick or not, will also lose hair. this is normal, but also if you have ovaries maybe get this checked out for PCOS.
your acne will probably change. some people get better. some people get worse. it’s fine.
your nails will probably get an infection or a fungus at least once in your life. this is fine. (but also let your doc know).
how you gain and lose fat and where you do so will change. this is fine.
how you smell will change. this is fine. (fishy or rotten smells mean doctor time though)
if you have a prostate: it gets harder to pee. prostates enlarge as you age (get this checked regularly). this is fine.
if you do not have a prostate: it gets easier to pee but not in a good way. as in as you get older, your pelvic floor muscles tend to lose some of their strength. this makes it harder to keep pee in. this is fine.
all breasts and pectorals eventually sag, with the rest of your body. this is fine.
a decent percent of the population will experience a cyst at least once. some of you will make up for the rest with multiple. this is fine, but keep them checked out by a doctor. (sometimes this is a condition! get checked for that too!)
almost half of everyone gets hemorrhoids. it’s a good idea to just expect them since your chances of getting them get higher the older you are. your toilet will look like a murder scene. definitely get your booty checked out BUT this is almost always perfectly normal. just eat more fiber. “but I already-” eat more fiber. and maybe suck it up and buy some hemorrhoid cream, you’ll thank me later.
yes, this means you will probably need to make an appointment for a doctor to see your butthole. it’s okay. not only do they really not care but 1. they’ve seen weirder that day and 2. they’d far rather you see them now than later when it’s been going on for forty years and now it might be colon cancer. it’s okay. consider it a rite of passage.
adults need more sleep than children. don’t believe the myth that you need less than they do. that is capitalist propaganda to make you give up more of your life to the work grind, comrade.
vitamins and medicine, something you are more likely to take as you get older, sometimes make the toilet turn weird colors. it’s okay.
if you still have your tonsils and get those little stones and get sore throats more than once a year you should plan on getting those suckers out before the tonsils cause an infection and go septic. if you’re getting stones at all you should get those reevaluated every year, especially if the stones are bigger than a needlehead (or get bigger over time). it’s gross and yucky. I don’t care. get them looked at before you end up in the hospital.
you’ll probably need to add foot support to your shoes if you don’t already do. this is fine.
your body changes. sometimes it can feel sorta weird and upsetting that it isn’t what it used to be. that is okay, and it is okay to be upset. just know that this is normal, it’s normal to be upset or not upset, but don’t let it hinder your quality of life. trans or cis, there is a certain level of acceptance you just gotta give your body and forgive your body for as you get older. it’s okay.
it’s okay. I promise.
falling asleep may get easier. like scarily easier. cross your arms and get comfy in a good chair easier
if you still have your wisdom teeth and they’re impacted, they might act up around certain points in your menstrual cycle. nobody told me this!
the lenses in your eyes begin to harden more and more as you age. go get an eye exam
you might find you have a new allergy out of nowhere. welcome to adulthood! it’s fine
a more balanced food intake will be needed to shit properly if you don’t already have issues. you’ll find yourself knowing what natural laxative foods you prefer (coffee, prune plums, aloe vera, flax, olive oil, strong black tea, canned pears etc) and it won’t be weird
back pain and sciatica are normal, but if it’s chronic, get it looked at. not chiropractors btw. i mean an actual doctor that went to a registered medical school
good comfy shoes are worth more than gold
more and more you’ll want some fuckin peace and quiet. this will inevitably rarely happen
your tastebuds will change! i find myself enjoying more bitter and rich, complex flavours like super-dark chocolate now, than at 20
posture is fake! look it up! just stand and sit in a variety of comfortable poses and move your body often. try to avoid shrimp poses though. like where you lean forward too much. they can get you so bendy that you won’t stand tall for hours.
if you look away from a topic it will feel like you’re missing something, more and more. this is fine. i don’t know who those new celebrities are either. you’ll suddenly not care one day and it will be beautiful
you’ll never stop thanking the universe that you’re not a teenager, because fuck that

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 06:36:33 -0500

catasters:

arguably one of the funniest moments in all of television

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 06:08:31 -0500

thinkingabout-girls:

arguably one of the funniest moments in all of television

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 05:40:31 -0500

caramiaaddio:

unbotheredmuse:
the REAL truth that this coward won’t admit is that you absolutely did not have to do this no matter when you were born. my mp3s went straight into that thing looking exactly like they were downloaded and I learned their weird names like god intended. you and your “put together” ipod have nothing on me and my 45 🖾 🖾 🖾______%a&us.fr.uk by Various Artists

Deltarune but it’s Sonic Advance 3 team up screen

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 05:12:25 -0500

discommunicator:

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Deltarune but it’s Sonic Advance 3 team up screen
part 2: [x]

Deltarune but it’s Sonic Advance 3 team up screen (again)

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 04:42:25 -0500

discommunicator:

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Deltarune but it’s Sonic Advance 3 team up screen (again)
part 1: [x]

headspace-hotel: Nothing on tiktok is this funny

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 04:14:28 -0500

headspace-hotel:

Nothing on tiktok is this funny

lagtrainzzz:numahachi: you people have reaction images for...

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 03:46:27 -0500

lagtrainzzz:

numahachi:

you people have reaction images for everything

Normal behaviour

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 03:18:37 -0500

everythingfox:

Normal behaviour

hey jason isaacs what the fuck

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 02:50:23 -0500

thestalwartheart:

hey jason isaacs what the fuck

Everyone keeps talking about “the writer’s barely disguised fetish”. But I still haven’t heard about…

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 02:22:26 -0500

rustyanddustychevron:

Everyone keeps talking about “the writer’s barely disguised fetish”. But I still haven’t heard about “the writer’s barely disguised huge ass pet peeve”

Why does he need a- … oh

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 01:54:30 -0500

everythingfox:

Why does he need a- … oh