some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:
- “many such cases”
- “we love/hate to see it”
- “honestly, work”
- “many are saying this”
- “love them or hate them they’re spitting straight facts”
- “you conjure a beautiful world”
think about your blorbos ON THE CLOCK
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound
Thursday
Looks to me like she got fun with Lapras
Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer
Both of these
I’m sorry, it had to be added
Every single discussion about a good villain/hero dynamic ALWAYS comes back to these two
every woman thinks she's evil and irredeemable for making a few avoidable mistakes while every man goes about his day thinking he's normal after having emotionally tortured at least 5 different women
It's cause you're always going down that damn spiral
Get off that damn spiral!!!
I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"
I’ve been listening to the people in the apartment below me have arguments for two years now and I still can’t figure out what language they’re speaking. The best I can narrow it down is like if Portuguese and Hebrew had a baby. Is that a common pidgin combination
I just listened to a clip of this and jesus christ you fucking got it. there are like 3500 people in the whole united states who speak this and two of them are in a very fraught marriage four feet below me