Shi Qingxuan’s Child

“long term relationships are hard” sure buck like yours and— oh, right. the only one’s that been in your life that long is uh,,,, *checks notes* yup. eddie.

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

something possessed me

I’ve been on this site too long

Eddie: What’s wrong?

Buck: I’m having relationship problems with you.

Eddie: …we’re not in a relationship.

Buck: Exactly.

(x)

Buck and his traumatic friendly denim shirt

#1 buddie warrior Maddie Buckley Han strikes again

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

sev’ral timez

Have all five of them carry you down the aisle on a palanquin

Have all five of them

carry you down the aisle

on a palanquin

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Ravi: Things Gucci with you, sir?

Buck: I'm not gonna lie to you Ravi, they're Goodwill at best.

Bobby: I don’t know what this means, but I feel like I should be concerned.

Buck: 11-year-old me would think the current me is insane.

Eddie: He'd be right.

Eddie: 11-year-old me would call the current me a slur.

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This picture is peak meme format if u ask me

'i don't have to sleep with everyone i have feelings for' okay. hm. care to elaborate on who is this one you have feelings for? Who you are not yet sleeping with? buck buckley would you perhaps care to share with the class?

“As much as everyone seems to want me to be hopelessly pining for my straight friend…”

Bitch, that was fruity as FUCKKK.

Btw, Maddie: