Pinned
when i was in 5th grade i fell down the stairs at the biltmore house swimming pool
finally got to tell some coworkers about the cheese eating shitass terrier that roams around the neighborhood. neither me or my sister have ever given this little fucker cheese but he just looks like a little cheese eating dog. like the kind of dog that makes those 👀 at you if they hear the crinkle of an american cheese wrapper. he belongs to the family across the street and he likes to wander around, no collar, unfixed. like yeah i’m worried he’s gonna get hurt running around out there but he also just looks like a little bastard dog. and I gotta see his goofy little ass running away from me at 9 in the morning while i’m trying to drink my coffee
Reblogged sicktwistedlimpwristed
we're smokin endangered cave mushrooms. we're smokin driftwood kush that burns blue-green. i got your girl at the hot stove hand-whipping a pot of beans and lard. six ex-cons in the walk-in fridge weighing out beef tallow cubes on triple beams. trim that, motherfucker. we're snorting 100% oxygen. i got the scientists from jurassic park working on a bottle of quaaludes frozen in amber that my archaeology team found in the montanan permafrost. life finds a way, bitch. feds tried to tap my phone but the judge made em buy me dinner first. call that a steak out. my latest pack was certified extra virgin because nobody fucks with me. it's the only thing gordon ramsay lets his chefs bump between lunch & dinner service. one of my shooters invented a better mousetrap but i told him squash it and focus on rats only. we smoked the blueprints. i was teabagging osama bin laden on counterstrike before you even forgot 9/11. pledge allegiance to the fag you little bitch
Reblogged datadegroove
why do they have the same hairline
why is vegeta scared of peanut
Reblogged theoddsideofme
A large pair of vintage earrings, each crisscrossed with silver, brass and copper bones. On posts for pierced ears. Date to the 1980s.
Reblogged lafcadiosadventures
*sexting* oh yeah I checked out that book you mentioned
Reblogged thetwinarmageddons
every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it
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the first level of this community tribute campaign is evil, but i didn’t know I could roll dodge fats!
i had to stop
Decided to check out “Heather,” and i just love her design! I was intrigued by the full body sprites used in the preview images for the campaign, but it looks like those were just made for promotional reasons. They make an interesting mockup of what a sprite would look like with more than their face showing, though. The levels seem tough but solid so far, and Heather has a really pretty face! I love her little skirt suit and her purple color palette. Also based on her executions she plays as Manny whose playstyle i usually like.
Good little set of levels! The final level is really pretty.
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the first level of this community tribute campaign is evil, but i didn’t know I could roll dodge fats!
i had to stop
Decided to check out “Heather,” and i just love her design! I was intrigued by the full body sprites used in the preview images for the campaign, but it looks like those were just made for promotional reasons. They make an interesting mockup of what a sprite would look like with more than their face showing, though. The levels seem tough but solid so far, and Heather has a really pretty face! I love her little skirt suit and her purple color palette. Also based on her executions she plays as Manny whose playstyle i usually like.
Reblogged tzviaariella
I lost it at “2 bread”
chunkpump
1 gallon of regular chocolate
18 minutes of flour
amykittee
5 plates of salt
wtf is harper talking about
Reblogged waterscoloredrust
disembowling a clowngirl and I'm trying to yank out her intestines but they just keep coming. its been 30 minutes and there's no end in sight. she's laughing at me
