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vanilla sex is great but a girl can’t live off this alone
a girl needs her face shoved into a mattress while getting plowed from behind
a girl needs to be denied until she can’t take it anymore and then teased when she gives in and begs for it
a girl needs so many hickeys her coworkers start getting kinda concerned
and we’re really just scratching the surface here. actually hold on a girl needs to be scratched too
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“ So it’s not the same species at all.”
“ Only if you use the scientific definition of species! However, if you use my definition that I just made up-“
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I mean, yeah, valid! but but but I also want to add on the fact that lotr AGGRESSIVELY rejects the “grimdark” and “gritty” settings that is so prevalent in fantasy (and also in general) right now, because I physically can not shut up about it
It is hope and love and compassion that saves each character individually, and because of that, the world. Frodo fails in the end, but his acts of compassion from earlier in the story save the day. And even as the world is saved, it is acknowledged that Frodo failed—without judgement, without blame. He fails, and he is still loved.
And like what can happen in the real world, he is still irrevocably changed by his trauma. But there is still hope—he has to leave, but he leaves with the promise of healing, and the promise that his ever-faithful Sam will follow.
Aragorn, Boromir, Frodo, Sam; each and every one of the characters are driven by their love of the people around them and their hope for the future. They cling to that love and hope throughout their trials, and that bears them through.
Of course people are watching it for comfort!!!! Lotr is eternally consistent in its promise, which Sam articulates so clearly in The Two Towers: “Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it’ll shine out the clearer.”
Things are dark and awful and terrible, but it will not be that way forever. That is the promise of LOTR. A promise of hope, and the reminder that it is love and compassion—for our friends, for our families, for the strangers we’ve never even met—that will save us in the end.
LOTR was the last time anyone in Hollywood was blisteringly, truly genuine. The good guys were good and kind and noble and the movie creators understood that this didn’t make them boring, it made them bonkers-ass compelling and wonderful. No one winked at the camera at any point.
Some notes about this being a bad or shitty zoo but that anteater's body language is excited and happy. How do you tell?? Pretty simple: an unhappy anteater's body languag is to rip you open, as you are much softer than any termite mound.
If this zoo is shitty, then that particular keeper must do her very best because that animal visibly trusts her and is glad she's there. You can see its claws throughout, they don't even look significantly filed down.
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