super duper serious business here

my friend just told me that there’s a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you’ve turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it’s great. two dashboards for life

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other “secret” dashboards:

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format… the “Stuff for you” tab/feed is the same idea.

I was sure this was going to be 5 rickrolls, but no, this is both legit and amazing.

I join the Discord server

I mute the Discord server

I'm never seen again in the Discord server

juneheads have never taken an L

my wife's watching that TV show about the two women who always look like they want to kiss each other but don't.

I'm sure that narrows it down a lot

not to be confused with the TV show about the two men who always look like they want to kiss each other but don't.

That one is (currently) called 9-1-1, the two guys are called Buck and Eddie, and no one knows which is which. I imagine that's the driving mystery of the show, much like how "Who Killed Laura Palmer?" was the original one for Twin Peaks.

not donald trump singlehandley uniting the world against america and encouraging mass boycotting

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

ENIGMA. FUCK

I laughed at this so hard I stopped getting air in my body and had to sit down. This isn't a vibrator it's a failed homunculus and it's in terrible pain

did you know that. their entire catalogue is like this? did you know ALL of the listings are animated?

Fun!

Some view these as penis competition. Here at official penis posts we view them as collaborators.

calculus class won the vote! good luck kitty youre really gonna need it

i asked my mum if i could buy myself a $150 colonial mens wig for christmas and she looked me dead in the eye and asked “cant you just do drugs or something?”

NO FUCKIN WAY

me when i cant comprehend that different continents have different animals

the rest of the paragraph that was cut out in that screenshot literally explains the reasons behind the easter bilby and bluntly theyre minimising the impact that wild rabbits have had as an introduced species in our ecosystem.

the easter bibly was an ingenious campaign that builds in social awareness and change to an ongoing annual tradition without detracting from what that tradition represents. the choice behind it was intentional

It also puts the bibly at the front and center, which is important, because bilby were once widespread in Australia, but due to the threat of habitat loss, disease, and predation by invasive species in Australia, like foxes, these little guys have dwindled in numbers.

You can learn more about bilby conservation here, as well as get links to other resources, and, if you're a bilby fan, some access to bilby merch. I think I see some chocolate Easter bilby in there, too!

yuoure a little house slut arent you

yeah okay👍